more random quotes

[hippasus1618]

Jin: It's like grape-mint.
Natalia: You mean root beer?

Jin: Hey, why is my mint different from all of yours? It's because I'm Asian isn't it?

Jess (on the holy grail): ...and the...you know...the Jesus cup.

My dad (on the table buzzer at Carmine's): Here, watch my vibrator.

Comments

[vehementflame]

that's my excuse for many things. "it's because i'm asian, isn't it?"

the bob is awesome.