Arthur just tried to pierce my right nipple.

[hippiegolucky]

Ignoring how much I hate my life and how unhappy I am, let's move on to events you actually care about

Comments

[kbethery]

Ouch, your poor nipple!

[doncjesuis]

This story would be funnier if Arthur were a person.
Lol.

[hippiegolucky]

Dude, if it can be arranged...major duh. I'm really hoping to do a whole lot of opiate mingling at said event. It kind of reminds me of Jew conventions or Muslims going to Mecca...