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Jan 19, 2006 00:39

sword people show scientists that magical wands and pixie dust rot over time like cheese or a hamster on a spike. if you run into an albino sheep don't be alarmed, however, for it's pants are surely tied to the nearest post and a scarecrow will show you what the moon allready told you two days ago, when you were supposed to be eating your apple, ( Read more... )

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ltlesneezer1015 January 20 2006, 16:59:23 UTC
In addition to what Alex has said, I offer this conjecture.
If a desk were made of the unborn children of a gooose, would not then the sky be purple? For it is the nature of a duck to be upside down in the abyss of Albuquerque. Only a shard from the breakfast of pickles might somehow unwind the hedgehogs spikes from their insanity. The true Lord of Peanuts is in fact a racoon with a beige mask, and an obsession with pansies. If we take this truth as bacon, then obviously all matter is made up of parsley and the world is just a giant blueberrry steak. And with that, my pants are genetic and my door is a frog.

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