wtf?

[hippo361]

Have you ever walked through the aisles of a warehouse store like Costco or Sam’s Club and wondered who would buy a jar of mustard a foot and a half tall? We’ve bought it, but it didn’t stop us from wondering about other things, like absurd eating contests, impulse buys, excess, unimagined uses for mustard, storage, preservatives, notions of

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[bandgeekaltosax]

I dont know WHERE you're applying, but if you get in there, YOU BETTER FUCKING GO. That is the single best essay prompt ever!

[hippo361]

The University of Chicago, man.

[johnny_got_ska]

University of Chicago application huh? it is so cool

[eye_of_the_hipo]

oooh oooooooh, write about dipping Roy Orbison in Mustard