Easter Mass and Zombie attacks

[hippochamp_13]

So i get to go to easter mass tomorrow with Rob and his family. The mass is in polish and im not going to have any idea whats going on. But Rob is my favorite, so I'm gonna go and try not to look like an ass. I just hope I dont burst into flames when I walk into the church

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[anonymous]

maybe thats cuz jesus WAS a zombie (rose from the dead..hello?! those silly christians ain't foolin nobody, he was'nt looking to give people salvation! HE WANTED TO EAT THEIR BRAINS!)