How to NOT impress a woman

[hippopontomus]

Here is my converstation with an older man at the bar

Comments

[the_brigade]

Wow, I would have punched him in the nuts.

[westsidelove]

but brooke, you DO have nice breasts!

also, lets quit work together.

[hippopontomus]

lets do it! i am tired of working two jobs...

[troychael]

i'll admit, the rack is great, but old guys yes of course have to be creepy it's their job at bars

[hippopontomus]

hah thanks troy.. Sorry I didn't get to see you before you left.. how is it out there?

[troychael]

it's cool out here, lots more to look at rather than the flatlands of the midwest, i like it alot

[pezjiive]

gross...
people are retarted