i lie awake at night and come up with bad science jokes

[hippopotassium]

When the number 7 gets a liver disease, what does it get?
-Heptatitis

What do you call someone with bronchitis in the Mardi Gras parade?
-Phlegmboyant

A group of physicists decided that they supported Ron Paul, so they formed an organization. They called it ElectRon.

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[ooglywoogly]

Who do I love more, Mayers or her jokes?