Stephen Colbert: Exposing the Truthiness

Apr 30, 2006 14:33

Excerpts from Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR3zB47lkY0

honestly and put an x next to all that apply.

[ ] you sit on myspace for more than 2 hours a day
[ ] you beat counterstrike at least twice
[ ] you havent gotten any phone calls today
[ ] you listen to simple plan sometimes
[ ] you ( Read more... )

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chocolate_chan April 30 2006, 21:26:05 UTC
Fabulous. My favorite part: "I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least, and by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq." :D

~ Emily

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caaaaarmen April 30 2006, 22:33:53 UTC
i cant believe W let him speak at his thingy. i thought he would be "do not insult me!" or mayb he just didnt get the jokes.

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hippyhair May 1 2006, 03:45:51 UTC
The power of being the hottest thing in the news world... I have no doubt he made alot of people really uncomfortable.

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godmodgrotesque May 5 2006, 03:47:24 UTC
WOW that speech of his was fucking amazing i've watched it twice.

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godmodgrotesque May 5 2006, 03:48:31 UTC
plus here, i laughed:

-- Rep. Albert R. Wynn (D-Md.)
Colbert: Do you support the NSA wiretap program?
Wynn: I don't support that.
Colbert: Explain why in 2004 the Montgomery Sentinel asked you which superpower you would choose: invisibility or flight. You picked invisibility, saying, "I would use my powers to fight crime by eavesdropping on criminal plots so to thwart them in advance." How is that different than the wiretapping?
Wynn: Superheroes don't require court orders.
Colbert: So you agree that Bush is a super hero. Maybe Bush's super power is just the ability to ignore Congress. You will admit he does it better than anybody else.
Wynn: True, I agree.

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hippyhair May 5 2006, 03:53:34 UTC
Haha, yeah. Colbert's the fucking man.

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godmodgrotesque May 5 2006, 19:29:16 UTC
yeah i don't get why people reply to peoples comments on their own livejournal when you'd have to go all the way back to my entry to see if i said anything back so yeah.

yeah
people are lame.

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letusmakelove May 5 2006, 23:08:32 UTC
i love that show. he is teh masterer of truthiness.

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letusmakelove May 5 2006, 23:09:30 UTC
and a follow up... did you see the 60 minutes with him?

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hippyhair May 6 2006, 04:21:43 UTC
No, I'll check YouTube.

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godmodgrotesque May 6 2006, 04:25:43 UTC
william banned me from commenting his livejournal because i'll embaress him in front of lauren! *gasp* and he knows i'm right.

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