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[hipsters_unite]

angelina jolie has really big lips
woot

i'm at alice's house and she just got back from checking out the parental scene.
what news, alice?

SHE HAS A COSCO BRAND SPORTS DRINK!!!!

mmm it tastes like a gusher!

"ITS DELICIOUS, AND FILLED WITH CYANIDE!!!"

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[___ohmygolly]

thanks for calling me last night dork! haha its cool i love you anyways. but godamn what a horrible boring night. i sat at home alone forl ike 5 hours. vodka is a lonely persons friend, but i really wish someone had been there with me..anyone. hah.