Talks a lot of wind (again again)

[hirez]

The last few days have been something of a voyage. As if the (what I assume to be) Noro bugs stripped back the layers of experience plastered to the walls of my digestive system like wonky tree-rings and deposited me in the headspace of a sickly eight-year-old huddled under a blanket in dad's big chair in the kitchen, waiting for my four-hourly

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[moral_vacuum]

But what you have posted is fab.

[venta]

Do people still give kids Lucozade when they're ill? Proper orange Lucozade (not these modern-fangled sport-flavour nonsenses) is always synonymous with sickness for me.

[hirez]

I don't know. I imagine not. Something mostly-sugar like that became breakfast circa dotcom-1.0.

[hazeii]

The bright side: discovering the human body is capable of pissing, pooing and puking - all at the same time.