Memes.
I freaking hate you people for making me do this shit.
» I miss somebody right now.
» I don’t watch much TV these days.
» I own lots of books.
» I wear glasses or contact lenses.
» I love to play/watch video games.
» I’ve tried marijuana.
» I’ve watched porn movies.
» I have been in a threesome.
» I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
» I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
» I curse all the time.
» I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
» I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
» I’m TOTALLY smart.
» I’ve broken someone’s bones.
» I’m paranoid at times.
» I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
» I need money right now.
» I talk really, really, really, really, really, really fast.
» I have fresh breath in the morning.
» I have long hair.
» I have lost money in Las Vegas.
» I have at least one sibling.
» I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
» I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
» I like the way that I look.
» I know how to cornrow.
» I am usually pessimistic.
» I have a lot of mood swings.
» I think prostitution should be legalized.
» I think marijuana should be legalized.
» I have a hidden talent.
» I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
» I have a lot of friends.
» I am currently single.
» I enjoy talking on the phone.
» I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
» I love to shop.
» I would rather shop than eat.
» I would classify myself as ghetto.
» I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
» I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
» I’m a pretty good dancer.
» I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my family.
» I have a cell phone.
» I believe in (a) God.
» I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
» I’ve rejected someone before.
» I currently like someone.
» I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
» I want to have children in the future.
» I have changed a diaper before.
» I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
» I’m not allergic to anything.
» I have a lot to learn.
» I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
» I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
» I have at least 5 away messages saved.
» I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
» I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
» I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
» I enjoy some country music.
» I would die for my best friends.
» I watch soap operas whenever I can.
» I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
» I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
» I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
» Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
» I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
» I have dated a close friend’s ex.
» I like surveys/memes.
» I am happy at this moment.
» Democrat.
» Conservative Republican.
» I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
» I study for tests most of the time.
» I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
» I can work on a car.
» I love my job.
» I am comfortable with who I am right now.
» I have more than just my ears pierced.
» I walk barefoot wherever I can.
» I have jumped off a bridge.
» I love sea turtles.
» I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
» I believe in prophetic dreams.
» I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
» I am proficient on a musical instrument.
» I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
» I hate office jobs.
» I think water rules.
» I went to college out of state.
» I am a pyro.
» I have thrown up from crying too much.
» I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
» I love kisses.
» I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
» I adore bright colors.
» I love Dear Abby.
» I think school is awesome.
» I think pigtails serve a purpose.
» I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
» I usually like covers better than originals.
» I don’t like multi-textured ice cream.
» I watch Food Network way too much.
» I love coaching youth sports.
» I can pick up things with my toes.
» I can’t whistle.
» I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
» I have ridden/owned a horse.
» I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
» I can’t stick to a diet.
» I talk in my sleep.
» I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
» I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
» Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
» I have jazz in my blood.
» I wear a toe ring.
» I have a tattoo.
» I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
» I am a caffeine junkie.
» I know who Santos L. Halper is.
» I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
» I love wrestling.
» I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
>> If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
» I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
» I have been to over 15 conventions.
» I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
» I'm proud of at least one original work I created more than five years ago.
» I love too much, even though I know it could hurt me.
» I harbor a secret fetish that I wouldn't dare say out loud to my family.
» I know at least ten songs in a language other than my native one.
» I can't say no to a woman's tears.
» I need a job
» I want a pet cat
» I want Dakota Fanning's hot bod.
» I love anything Disney-related.
>> If I hear the phrase “Your mom” again, I will murder someone.
1. I make sure to read for at least one hour every night.
2. At one point, I could make myself a human pretzel.
3. I sing in the shower sometimes.
4. I have a hard time telling people about myself.
5. I thought Sky High was a totally awesome movie.
6. I was extremely disturbed by the book Lolita.
7. I really miss my dad sometimes, but he lives in Tokyo.
8. I think Chuck Palahniuk is the greatest writer in the world.
9. I still laugh when I listen to Mitch Hedberg, despite I’ve listened to the CD about fifteen billion times.
10. I need a job more than I need air.
11. I secretly love hot tea.
12. I can’t stand daily planners.
13. Sometimes I think Socrates was nothing but a crazy old geezer.
14. I don’t know what I’m going to do after high school.
15. No matter what I read, I always over analyze it.
16. I’ll occasionally listen to rap, if only to remind myself how ridiculous the genre is.
17. Karl Marx is my hero, yo.
18. My watch is ALWAYS wrong.
19. I have a cell phone, but it’s always dead so I don’t count it.
20. Mom has said that I’m going to hell in a hand basket, and that just makes me giggle.
Bored now. Huh.
....yeah. I've been bummed out ever since I heard Shizuka say she liked Seto. Why does it always have to be like this for me? Seriously. I'm a nice guy, right? I don't do stupid things. I'm not a cold hearted asshole.
*sigh* Whine whine. God.I just wish I wasn't such a total coward.
» I miss somebody right now.
» I don’t watch much TV these days.
» I own lots of books.
» I wear glasses or contact lenses.
» I love to play/watch video games.
» I’ve tried marijuana.
» I’ve watched porn movies.
» I have been in a threesome.
» I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
» I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
» I curse all the time.
» I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
» I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
» I’m TOTALLY smart.
» I’ve broken someone’s bones.
» I’m paranoid at times.
» I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
» I need money right now.
» I talk really, really, really, really, really, really fast.
» I have fresh breath in the morning.
» I have long hair.
» I have lost money in Las Vegas.
» I have at least one sibling.
» I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
» I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
» I like the way that I look.
» I know how to cornrow.
» I am usually pessimistic.
» I have a lot of mood swings.
» I think prostitution should be legalized.
» I think marijuana should be legalized.
» I have a hidden talent.
» I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
» I have a lot of friends.
» I am currently single.
» I enjoy talking on the phone.
» I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
» I love to shop.
» I would rather shop than eat.
» I would classify myself as ghetto.
» I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
» I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
» I’m a pretty good dancer.
» I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my family.
» I have a cell phone.
» I believe in (a) God.
» I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
» I’ve rejected someone before.
» I currently like someone.
» I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
» I want to have children in the future.
» I have changed a diaper before.
» I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
» I’m not allergic to anything.
» I have a lot to learn.
» I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
» I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
» I have at least 5 away messages saved.
» I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
» I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
» I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
» I enjoy some country music.
» I would die for my best friends.
» I watch soap operas whenever I can.
» I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
» I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
» I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
» Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
» I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
» I have dated a close friend’s ex.
» I like surveys/memes.
» I am happy at this moment.
» Democrat.
» Conservative Republican.
» I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
» I study for tests most of the time.
» I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
» I can work on a car.
» I love my job.
» I am comfortable with who I am right now.
» I have more than just my ears pierced.
» I walk barefoot wherever I can.
» I have jumped off a bridge.
» I love sea turtles.
» I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
» I believe in prophetic dreams.
» I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
» I am proficient on a musical instrument.
» I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
» I hate office jobs.
» I think water rules.
» I went to college out of state.
» I am a pyro.
» I have thrown up from crying too much.
» I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
» I love kisses.
» I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
» I adore bright colors.
» I love Dear Abby.
» I think school is awesome.
» I think pigtails serve a purpose.
» I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
» I usually like covers better than originals.
» I don’t like multi-textured ice cream.
» I watch Food Network way too much.
» I love coaching youth sports.
» I can pick up things with my toes.
» I can’t whistle.
» I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
» I have ridden/owned a horse.
» I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
» I can’t stick to a diet.
» I talk in my sleep.
» I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
» I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
» Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
» I have jazz in my blood.
» I wear a toe ring.
» I have a tattoo.
» I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
» I am a caffeine junkie.
» I know who Santos L. Halper is.
» I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
» I love wrestling.
» I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
>> If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
» I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
» I have been to over 15 conventions.
» I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
» I'm proud of at least one original work I created more than five years ago.
» I love too much, even though I know it could hurt me.
» I harbor a secret fetish that I wouldn't dare say out loud to my family.
» I know at least ten songs in a language other than my native one.
» I can't say no to a woman's tears.
» I need a job
» I want a pet cat
» I want Dakota Fanning's hot bod.
» I love anything Disney-related.
>> If I hear the phrase “Your mom” again, I will murder someone.
1. I make sure to read for at least one hour every night.
2. At one point, I could make myself a human pretzel.
3. I sing in the shower sometimes.
4. I have a hard time telling people about myself.
5. I thought Sky High was a totally awesome movie.
6. I was extremely disturbed by the book Lolita.
7. I really miss my dad sometimes, but he lives in Tokyo.
8. I think Chuck Palahniuk is the greatest writer in the world.
9. I still laugh when I listen to Mitch Hedberg, despite I’ve listened to the CD about fifteen billion times.
10. I need a job more than I need air.
11. I secretly love hot tea.
12. I can’t stand daily planners.
13. Sometimes I think Socrates was nothing but a crazy old geezer.
14. I don’t know what I’m going to do after high school.
15. No matter what I read, I always over analyze it.
16. I’ll occasionally listen to rap, if only to remind myself how ridiculous the genre is.
17. Karl Marx is my hero, yo.
18. My watch is ALWAYS wrong.
19. I have a cell phone, but it’s always dead so I don’t count it.
20. Mom has said that I’m going to hell in a hand basket, and that just makes me giggle.
Bored now. Huh.
....yeah. I've been bummed out ever since I heard Shizuka say she liked Seto. Why does it always have to be like this for me? Seriously. I'm a nice guy, right? I don't do stupid things. I'm not a cold hearted asshole.
*sigh* Whine whine. God.I just wish I wasn't such a total coward.