( Private to Adults )

Finally managed to read the Friday paper and well, I think the reason why we've been doing all those extra shifts has finally come out.

Except they've done this weird thing with The Daily Prophet to make all the letters shift around the page. Whose bright idea was that?

Shacklebolt, requesting time to breathe. Please.

The reason why I am so late with gifts this year is that on my way back from Diagon Alley I left all my packages on the Night Bus, and they were only returned to me after I had stern words with the new driver. Angelina, Alicia and Katie helped me pick these out, except obviously their own presents.

( Presents for Angelina, Alicia, Katie, Teagan, Penelope, Tonks, Cho and Patricia )

There is a possible Death Eater attack on the school. Right now. Get there as soon as you can. Everyone. No acceptions. This is real Oh Godfrey, it really is. Fuck, oh fuck.McGonagall is having the staff rouse the students. Group A is to escourt them to the Great Hall and stand watch over them in the Great Hall. Group B is to patrol the halls and ( Read more... )

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Yeah, I had one. This morning. Nice of you to join us, Alicia. And for you to arrive on time, Katie.

( Private to Aurors )

Alright, so I've decided not to move to Alaska.

( Private to Adults )

I think I might really be moving to Alaska or at least make sure that I never, ever go to the Hog's Head for a quiet one.

"You want something said? Ask Oliver. You want something done? Ask me." What a load of shite. Miss "Quiet Chaser" Spinnet has her journal for all of ten seconds and she's already started spreading slander about her friend and former captain. Just because she's training to be a librarian doesn't mean everything she says is factual ( Read more... )

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