Errr...

[his_woodiness]

There's a little monkey swinging from the trees nearby the main entrance with a pair of underwear in its hands. Or do you call them paws? I never know with monkeys...

Could be either from one of the younger boys or plainish ladies' knickers. Wasn't able to get close enough to tell.

Am I missing something here? And I'm completely sober too...

Comments

[teaganmoran]

... Plainish ladies' knickers?

They wouldn't happen to have been black, would they?

Bugger. So that's where they went. I was wondering what happened when I stepped out of me shower and they were gone.

[his_woodiness]

Er, I think they might have been. White would have shown up clearly at night.

You're not missing anything, are you?

Private to Wood

[teaganmoran]

Helga's arse, isn't life here just up to a smashing start?

Yes Possibly. Then again might be the fact that I'm still in Hog's Head, and you know what they always say about public lodgings.

Though why am I talking about my knickers in public to some random bloke? Me mam would flay me alive if she knew. Not that she could be even more horrified than she already is...

Jesus, Mary and Joseph... who here has a monkey?! I thought 'twas supposed to be either an owl or a cat or a toad!

Private to Moran

[his_woodiness]

Um, I think it belongs to Seamus Finnegan. He must have smuggled it in last Hogsmead weekend. Only don't tell any of the teachers, please. The bloke's in Gryffindor so I feel some sort of loyalty towards him.

I'll, er, try and catch it. And bring back your knickers (I assume they're yours). Only don't tell Flint. For some reason he thinks I'm cracking onto you.

[gigglylavender]

I'd leave him alone if I were you. I'm sure he'll come down eventually.

Private to Oliver
Please don't tell Professor McGonagall. He's a very good monkey, excpet when he's stealing girls' knickers.

[his_woodiness]

I certainly hope so.

Private to Lavender: Don't worry, I'd never rat on a fellow Gryffindor unless it was something serious.

Private to Oliver

[gigglylavender]

Thankyou. Seamus would be very upset if O'Malley got sent back home.