Interior decorating

[his_woodiness]

Guess who just charmed Flint's flat to make the wallpaper and furnishings turn scarlet and gold and for the kettle to start whistling "Weasley is our king" the instant he steps over the threshold?

He should be heading home from his shift right about now...

And Shacklebolt send a package with a bottle of wine congratulating me on my engagement.

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[flintrocks]

GIMME THAT BOTTLE OF WINE AND I WON'T TEAR OUT YOUR INSIDES AND USE THEM TO STRANGE YOU.

[his_woodiness]

"Weasley can say anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why the Gryffindors all sing,
Weasley is our king."

[flintrocks]

Weasley is crap and will concede 321763 goals on the day. Mark my words.

I'm coming over.

[pink_parvati]

My, my, talk about sour grapes. Just because you finished rock bottom last year.

Poor Oliver. He was probably just trying to give your interior decorating scheme a lift. Scarlet and gold are so warming, so different to dour forest green and silver.

[teaganmoran]

Aww, don't taunt Marcus too much. Besides, wouldn't Penelope be upset about that? She's probably not the sort who'd be amused at such antics.

...

Better a bottle of wine than a brace of Howlers. Could we trade? I'm so sorry about that. Again. I have NO idea how it came up, or why WE of all people are tied together like that. I wish people would just stop spreading gossip about me already.

[his_woodiness]

Pfft. He had it coming. Besides, it's nothing compared to hexing someone's soap so that it gives him breasts the next time he uses it.

And I gave him a bottle of wine and made him lasagna for dinner. He has nothing to whinge about.

Don't worry about it. There are worst witches to be linked too. Although I'm sorry if you're getting a hard time about it.

[teaganmoran]

Ye've quite a few fans among the students, y'know. Several have been quite squiffy about my shameless, skanky behaviour in stealin' ye away from the list of handsome, single blokes around the school.

Well, don't ye worry about me. I'm sure there's nothin' they can throw at me that I can't handle. And thank you for bein' nice to Marcus this time, I do appreciate it.

[his_woodiness]

It's not stealing away from anyone. I'd never pursue an entanglement with a student. So I don't know what they're all on about ...ever since the bloody ball...

You're very welcome. He's been behaving himself. Somewhat.

[pen_elope_clear]

Did you forget that two Ravenclaws also live in that flat, Oliver?

[his_woodiness]

Oh crap. I got the kettle to stop and the scarlet and gold decor will fade after a few days. Surely you can put up with it until then?

You can't see me, but I'm doing my best puppy-dog eyes right now.

[pen_elope_clear]

Maybe if I put on some sunglasses, I can. It's bloody bright. You have to admit that Ravenclaw colours are easier on the eye.

Puppy dog eyes, eh?

[his_woodiness]

Err, sorry? I didn't mean for them to be that bright. Just loud enough to annoy Flint. And since you went out with a Gryffindor for two years I didn't think you'd mind so much.

Yes. I've been told that they're very effective.

[gigglylavender]

Hahahahaha!

[his_woodiness]

Bingo!