Marcus stayed for a few days since when did I stop referring to him by his surname? This is a tad worrying. Must restore rightful balance immediately. He was civil. Almost. For his usual standards anyway. Well, he didn't wreck my place. Or eat all my food. And he even did the dishes once ( Read more... )

Guess who just charmed Flint's flat to make the wallpaper and furnishings turn scarlet and gold and for the kettle to start whistling "Weasley is our king" the instant he steps over the threshold?

He should be heading home from his shift right about now...

And Shacklebolt send a package with a bottle of wine congratulating me on my engagement. ( Read more... )

( Private to Penelope )

( This is what I got you )

There's a little monkey swinging from the trees nearby the main entrance with a pair of underwear in its hands. Or do you call them paws? I never know with monkeys...

Could be either from one of the younger boys or plainish ladies' knickers. Wasn't able to get close enough to tell.

Am I missing something here? And I'm completely sober too...

( Private to Aurors )

( Private to Aurors and other adults stationed around the school )

Alright Angelina women, I've ironed creases in my jeans. I'll even throw in a belt for good measure. Happy now?

But I am not, really not, going to wear a shirt with a collar.

Oh, bloody hell.

Now put down that ladle, will you?

( Private to Self )

Slytherins, I see that you are 150 points for the poorer and I haven't even reported Crabbe and Goyle slipping home-brewed Firewhiskey to the house elves yet. What in Merlin's name is going on?

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( Private to Self )