Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must smash fort knox. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
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