I've got a secret....
So I wake up this morning to a distinct buzzing sound, which could only have been one thing: MOLSON INDY!!
Not that I'm terribly excited about it--it's not like I have tickets--but according to Google maps, I'm 5.1 km's away, which is a long ways for sound to travel. Which is kinda crazy, considering that if I listen closely I can pick out the individual cars accelerating out of corners. Which means that the individual cars are that loud. Which means that Cousin Guido has something to aim for next time he thinks about upgrading the muffler on his Honda Civic.
In other news, I ate roughly the weight equivalent of a small horse yesterday. Two bowls of oatmeal, three cups of coffee, about a pound of leftover spaghetti bolognaise from last night, a can of string beans, two mangoes, a half pound of apricots, a Tim Horton's donut, half a "mammoth" chicken from dominion, a baked potato, and half a tub of soy "yogurt." And I was still hungry. Even this morning, my body's giving me a "you didn't feed me enough yesterday" headaches, even after one more bowl of oatmeal, a cup of HOFFee, er, mean, coffee, a big can of pineapple, and a banana who screamed something about peanut butter jelly while I ate him. Maybe I have worms .
The turnover in my building is getting crazy. Just this weekend I met another guy who moved in this month. He wanted to know why his air conditioning didn't work, and he seemed somewhat upset when I told him it was an extra $150. I dunno what he has to complain about, I paid the $150 and discovered that the a/c unit got smashed in by the guy that fixed the heater last winter. The new repairman said he MIGHT be able to get it fixed by the end of august, if they can find the parts, and homeland security doesn't nab them for fear of terrorism**. Because God forbid a terrorist might want to make his home more comfortable in the blazing heat of a Canadian summer.
Wait, did I say soy yogurt? Damn straight! LACTARDS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
**note to Homeland Security: I'm not a terrorist, now gimme my freakin' a/c parts!!
Not that I'm terribly excited about it--it's not like I have tickets--but according to Google maps, I'm 5.1 km's away, which is a long ways for sound to travel. Which is kinda crazy, considering that if I listen closely I can pick out the individual cars accelerating out of corners. Which means that the individual cars are that loud. Which means that Cousin Guido has something to aim for next time he thinks about upgrading the muffler on his Honda Civic.
In other news, I ate roughly the weight equivalent of a small horse yesterday. Two bowls of oatmeal, three cups of coffee, about a pound of leftover spaghetti bolognaise from last night, a can of string beans, two mangoes, a half pound of apricots, a Tim Horton's donut, half a "mammoth" chicken from dominion, a baked potato, and half a tub of soy "yogurt." And I was still hungry. Even this morning, my body's giving me a "you didn't feed me enough yesterday" headaches, even after one more bowl of oatmeal, a cup of HOFFee, er, mean, coffee, a big can of pineapple, and a banana who screamed something about peanut butter jelly while I ate him. Maybe I have worms .
The turnover in my building is getting crazy. Just this weekend I met another guy who moved in this month. He wanted to know why his air conditioning didn't work, and he seemed somewhat upset when I told him it was an extra $150. I dunno what he has to complain about, I paid the $150 and discovered that the a/c unit got smashed in by the guy that fixed the heater last winter. The new repairman said he MIGHT be able to get it fixed by the end of august, if they can find the parts, and homeland security doesn't nab them for fear of terrorism**. Because God forbid a terrorist might want to make his home more comfortable in the blazing heat of a Canadian summer.
Wait, did I say soy yogurt? Damn straight! LACTARDS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
**note to Homeland Security: I'm not a terrorist, now gimme my freakin' a/c parts!!