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"It looks so pretty on your tropical hardwood coffee table, the way the light glitters and gleams off the polished surface. You can see from the minute imperfections visible only to a trendily-dressed salesgirl that it's made by the hard working indigenous peoples of some fucked up country you'll never visit. They toiled with all their hearts to ( Read more... ) -
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The porno of Jordan's life will be called ...
"Cannibal love action - live!"
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I've got bedbugs. Not to be confused with every other fucking bug known to mankind crawling around my apartment building. They just sprayed, too, which took care of the cockroaches but the bedbugs are another story. A lot of the stories on the internet are optomistic about home controls, although I have a feeling I'll be throwing out my bed ( Read more... ) -
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It's frosted glass fits perfectly into your beautiful hand, oh great one. We all long to be that thin glass orb, your highness, to experience the joy of being special enough to be in the palm of your hand. But we're all in the palm of your hand. We exist only for your ego, to support it's weight which we will gladly increase for you, sire. It's ( Read more... ) -
At least I have Saucer.
Wheeling backwards across the hardwood floor, the cool breeze of a wet afternoon hits me through the open patio door. I look out at the misty rain outside, admiring how it blurs out the skyline. I can only see as far as the DVP junction now; anything further is a white mess.
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Rural craziness
Between extreme bouts of hunger on the weekend, I finally got something written on my googlepages site.
Even more important, I GOT THE VIRGINITY STORY DONE!!!
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The Coolest T-shirt evah!!
I just got the coolest T-shirt ever!
These guys (where Release Records used to be on Yonge, just north of College) made it, just for me! It's brown, with a picture of my grandpa's old John Deere 4490 and the Turtle Mountains in the background.
What makes it so cool? The fact that I'VE GOT THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD!!! Well, me and
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Still got my secret
It's 1.30, I've so far had three cups of coffee, a big can of pineapple, two bananas, a chicken sandwich, two bowls of oatmeal, part of
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I've got a secret....
So I wake up this morning to a distinct buzzing sound, which could only have been one thing: MOLSON INDY!!
Not that I'm terribly excited about it--it's not like I have tickets--but according to Google maps, I'm 5.1 km's away, which is a long ways for sound to travel. Which is kinda crazy, considering that if I listen closely I can pick out the ( Read more... )