Don't ask me more questions, don't fuck with my head

[hissho]

So, when your famous like me, you find people asking "What have you done to acquire your devilish good looks, your amazing enthusiasm for life, and all the traits that makes me wet every time I hear your name?" Ill tell ya what I do folks

I FUCKIN EAT!

Now what, pray tell, could one eat to make them selfs as much as a badass as I am. Ill show you

Comments

[cornflake__girl]

ha. everything about this post is amazing.
have you ever thought about being a writier?

your such a goof.

[hissho]

I try

[the_makuta]

No meal shall ever, EVER be considered "boss" unless bacon is involved.

[hissho]

If you had feasted upon those glorious morsels, you would be singing the same song, my friend.