will never be the same shape again.

[hitchhiker42]

So a woman came into where I work yesterday and ordered a salad. She wanted a piece of chicken breast sliced and warmed up on top of it. This is no problem, I slice up 3oz of chicken and stick in in the microwave, but when Don pulls it out he tells me she wanted 6oz of chicken on the salad. So I rushed back to cut up another chicken breast so I

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[bohemiangrrl]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOE! I'll pay for your hosptial visit out of my own fucking pocket, you cannot let that go. I'm dead serious, no matter how much alcohol or whatever you pour on it you can end up with an infection that can KILL YOU. Go too an urgent care or an ER or SOMETHING.

[kiptheclown]

isn't it fun to cut off pieces of yourself? If only people knew how often someone bled for their meal to be hot and delicious.