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Character: Sawada Tsunayoshi
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Character Age: Junior-high student, about 14, 15
Canon: Sawada Tsunayoshi is your average junior-high student, except for the part where he's not. Nicknamed 'loser Tsuna' by his peers, he is bad at sports, bad at studying, and not very popular with the girls. However, this loser's bad luck takes a turn for the worse when a tiny baby hitman named Reborn tells him he is to be the next boss of the Vongola Famiglia. Cowardly and whiny, he unwillingly endures the insanity that comes along with being apprenticed to a hitman. Despite some of his negative characteristics, he really is a nice and caring young man. Just really freaked out. Whenever shot with Reborn's gun, he comes back to life in order to fulfill his dying regrets. He comes back half-naked and more powerful than before! However this has a negative effect by giving him a reputation among classmates for being a pervert. So it is as his boss-training continues, he gains new members in his family and is faced with wacky mafia hi jinks. And everybody loves wacky hi jinks.
Sample Post:
Okay, I think I need to stop and ask directions. Besides, it’s not like this place is some sort of ghetto or anything, it’s just a wholesome, fun summer camp. It’s okay to talk to the people here. I mean, yeah, the people here all seem a little old to be camping, and yeah, the guys in those weird gorilla suits just keep touching me, but it‘s not like I‘ll get beat up or anything. Right?
Ahh well, I see someone over there, and there’s no time like the present. Excuse me, sir? I’m pretty sure I’ve been walking in circles for the past few hours. Unless you have more than one tree covered in, ah, underwear. You have one covered in c-c-condoms?! What kind of weirdo would go around-never mind. Could you just point me towards the nearest bus stop? No buses? Well, how do I get to the next town? I can’t get to the next town? Why not?! Sir, you have to understand, I was kidnapped by my tutor and dumped off here to learn a few lessons in-…..eh? You’ll have to excuse me if it’s a little hard to believe you’re my new tutor.
I mean, no offense, but green skin aside, you seem pretty….un-hitmanly. Ah, I wasn’t questioning your masculinity or anything! You’re plenty man enough! This is all one giant misunderstanding. Let me make it up to you! You want a hug…….o-o-okay. Ah! Hands! Watch your hands, sir! Ah, CATCH your hands. sir!!! What do you mean, “what do you mean”?! They just FELL OFF. Is this that common here? N-no wonder I was sent here, I guess I’m supposed to learn this technique. Ah, but before we start can you show me to the hospital? I was trudging through the bushes and I think my arms rubbed against some poison ivy. They’re all tingly. EH?! N-no, I do not feel a tingling in my pants, I’m pretty sure I only got hit on the arms. ……What do you mean by ‘Chlamydia’?! How do you get that from a plant?! …….So that’s how. I guess this place isn’t so wholesome afterall, I’d have preferred the ghetto I think.
Please, if you could just point me somewhere safe, no, I don’t need protection, I just need to-PLEASE PUT ME DOWN! Sir?! Thank you, but I’d prefer to walk, rather than be carried there. Ah, w-what was that about ‘a tiny porcelain doll’?! S-so SMOOTH? Ummm…..Someone, anyone, I think adult supervision maybe required. I-I’m afraid the rating may be about to shoot to NC-17 any moment. H-h-help me!!!
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