How to Ruin Your Life.....

[hits_ofsunshine]

This is fucking brilliant.
Found it on Tumblr.

How To Ruin Your Life
Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an

Comments

[hankdmoose]

I don't know! Where the fuck have you been?! But hey, what a birthday present to see you on here again! :)

Decrepit at 25? Hell, I'm 33 today and I haven't even hit my stride! I just wish I could save money for a plane ticket instead of throwing every dime at some sort of debt that I didn't even have at 25! :P

[robvansam]

yipes, doesn't sounds like the best of times right now?

And where have you been? LJ has missed your postings! lol

[nick_101]

It's been 4 months. I missed you.

[socarefully]

Where have you been?

I never forget any of my ex's....I think I love them more now we aren't together though.

I also happen to love vanilla...as a vegan things rarely exist in vanilla flavour so I always pick it when available.

How are things going with you?

[anxious_hearts]

This is awesome. Hahahahaha.