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[hitwizard]

HALO 3
CHEAT CODES,
AS EXPLAINED BY
NEGLECTED GIRLFRIEND
JANET IVERSON.
BY ANDREW KIRALY

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X, A, B, DOWN, RIGHT, Y

God mode. Total invincibility to all attacks. You can just stand there and the aliens can't kill you. Heck, you could even put the controller down and they still can't do anything. You could even walk away from the Xbox and-

Comments

[chainedbunny]

These are awesome cheat codes. But my friend told me about some others, I think they were for Spyro.

Right, B, Up, X, X: The Heavenly Mist. This code will cloak your player in a mist that takes your partner all the way from foreplay to mind shattering orgasm as you play the game. If you collect all the eggs and get every gem stone, you get a special rainbow cloudburst ending at the precise moment she comes. After you get the last baby dragon on the Dragonfly Dojo level, your partner is suddenly surrounded by a cloud of brilliant rose petals, a la American Beauty. Fun for the whole family.

X, B, B, Down: The magical Dragonfly pizza. You have to time this one perfectly, on Luau Island there's a special pig that if you hit and press this code immediately after, a delivery boy arrives at your house with a free Hawiian pizza 5 minutes later. It was tasty.

I'm still not very good at gaming yet, so they didn't give me all the cheat codes. Still a young grasshopper am I.

[magnetgirl]

That's pretty funny.

Merry X-Mas you crazy person.