I hate monkeys

[hiyami]

They're my least favorite animals. I can never understand why people like them. They remind me of human beings, but hairy(ier), smelly(ier), and without the only three redeeming sides I find to (a small number of) human beings : intelligence, prettiness, and the ability to create art.

I had this post in mind before the LJ wank of the day. Now I

Comments

[bendy1]

*flags it and reports you to abuse for hating monkeys*

[hiyami]

*reports you for incorrect flagging*
*create monkey-haters LJ community*

[hiyami]

You think it's only misanthropists at heart who can't stand monkeys? ;)