Comments | hj2: We are so money.

hj2

We are so money.

Oct 17, 2005 18:32

I am reporting to you LIVE from Las Vegas, City of Sin. Nellie & I are in our hotel room at the Imperial Palace, home of the DEALERTAINERS. The Dealertainers are blackjack dealers dressed up as celebrity musicians, who at random intervals leap up onto a little stage and belt out a song. So we come out of the elevators and look! It's Billy Idol ( Read more... )

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skatedate October 18 2005, 22:11:07 UTC

Vegas. So. Cool. x_x

Being within driving distance, you'd think I would have gone some time during the past 3 years. Gah. x_x

DEBAUCHERY, I SAY!

hj2 October 23 2005, 22:17:04 UTC

You would think that, wouldn't you? Sadly, it has not been so. But now that has been remedied! LIGHTS! SPARKLY LIGHTS EVERYWHERE OMG.

There was debauchery, though not of the drunken kind. Studio 54 was the most ridiculous meat market EVER. The ratio of men to women was 2 to 1. It was scary. Nellie had to use me as a human crowbar to pry this guy off of her. But then I hit the jackpot on the little coin-operated coat lockers: each time I slammed the door, a quarter came out! I won a whole dollar! w00t!

hj1 October 19 2005, 13:14:48 UTC

Wow. It makes my visit to Liberace's rhinestone-encrusted piano at the Smithosonian seem so...boring.

hj2 October 23 2005, 22:21:33 UTC

My friend, you have not experienced the wonder and majesty that is Liberace until you have gazed upon his disco-ball-mirrored car, the display of rings and jewelry, or his incredible 100+ lb. purple-dyed ostrich feather cape. And did I mention the World's Largest Rhinestone? Liberace single-handedly saved Swarovski Crystal from bankrupcy because he bought all his rhinestones from them. Hence their gift to him of the uber-rhinstone. Amazing.