Snape fanfic...

[hjohnson1]

This is just a randon question! Does anyone else have a problem reading a Snape fanfic with sexual inuendos?...ok who reads a facfic not loaded with sex but anyway I have a problem reading Snape in any kind of sexual way...Yuck! I mean can you imagine? OK going to bed now. good night!

Comments

[una_macpherson]

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Snape in prOn -- all I can stand is voyerism, because that's all he ,IMO can do. But I've read a couple of young!Snape/Lucius, and it was nice.

[hjohnson1]

I haven't read any of the Snape/Lucious, might try that...maybe it won't be so ick to me.

[shaggydogstail]

Yup, Snape having sex squicks me like WOAH! I agree with una_macpherson, voyeurism is all Snape is good for. Ages ago I offered to do drabbles on any request from my flist, and I got a couple of Snape prompts. I had to make them about wanking, because I couldn't stomach Snape getting to shag anyone. Ick, ick, ick.

[hjohnson1]

I agree, voyeurism or wanking, that is about all I could handle also.

[una_macpherson]

I remember the Snape's cock/rusty knife one :)

[shaggydogstail]

I'm trying to forget it. That prompt is the reason I no longer take drabble requests. *shudders*

Although, post-HBP I'm quite pleased I made him love/hate Dumbles the most. It's about as close as I got to an accurate prediction.

[bawdy_letters]

Snape is a homophobe. However, he is also a homosexual (hence the self-loathing). Since he hates what he loves, any sexual act he was involved in would make him overcome with shame and hatred inevitably resulting in either his death or the death of his lovers. Personally, I hope Snape gets some. :p

[shaggydogstail]

Nah, if that's the case, I hope he sticks with wanking. Yay for auto-erotic asphixiation!Snape. Like Micheal Hutchence, or that Tory MP with the fishnet stockings and the bag of oranges.