Being a fan: you're doing it wrong

[hllangel]

It's finals week, and as usual during finals week I'm worn out, braindead and more than a little bit wishing I had more time

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[51stcenturyfox]

I guess the 2nd Amendment trumps the right to the pursuit of happiness?

Wingnuts are wingnuts. They don't use logic!

[hllangel]

Apparently so.

I'm just ...

I can't get over the fact that this guy I hate likes the shows I like. For totally different reasons, it seems, but WTF?

There aren't words. Seriously.

[kita0610]

But. I do not want this person to be a fan of Captain Jack. He might get Jack all... not-dirty.

[hllangel]

A not-dirty Jack is too horrible to contemplate.

[kita0610]

IT MAKES THE BB JESUS CRY.

[stickplus1]

Hooray for perfect opportunities!

It's entirely possible that when the Gentleman in Question says Jack's "his hero", he doesn't mean it as deeply as you might be led to expect. Like the people who say they "love Snickers bars" or whatever; very few of those people actually want to engage in conjugal congress with their candy.