I didn't have enough time to watch all of Sarah's Classic serials (nor could I even find all of the serials). But here are my type-while-watching comments on the serials I was able to fit into my busy week. Plus! Episodes one and two of SJA S2!
The Time Warrior
Lol at Mr Grumpypants
I will have the star!
Horsies!
Lookit the ‘star’!
Hee. Flags.
Earth just got pwn’d.
=D Doctor and Brig!
O m’gads, not people! =O
Foreshadowing!
Lol, muskets.
IT’S SARAH! =D
Doktar sees what u did thar, Sarah.
Let it be Known: Sarah makes Coffee for No One.
‘I know nothing!’ was not the right answer.
Sarah is a spy!
Delta particles!
Aren’t people of the male and female variety not supposed to room together? Even if there are cubicles…
Doctor sleeps funny.
Mystery of the vanishing professor Rubeish.
Y halo that Sontaran apparition-thing.
Sarah’s hiding from the Brig.
OH MY GIDDY AUNT! =D Brilliant, Brig.
Stowawaying!
Absolutely on target. For once.
Sarah ish a stowaway.
I do love her first costume, though.
KIDNAPPING!
Now the Doctor has to save Sarah. Little does he know, it shall happen many more times after this.
=O Potato head!
OOO WEE OOO!
Recap.
Let me take my helmet off for one second just to put it back in.
There are many kennings in this.
I think Sarah just snuck off-oh. Never mind.
‘It’s a tourist place! =D But really, you’re overdoing it.’
Dude, stop touching Sarah.
You should change your reproductive system. xD
xD Lol at robot-thing.
Sarah is sneaking off.
Y halo thar, Doktar.
Crossbow!
xD Headless robot-thing.
I found those scientists you were looking for.
That door looks really fake.
O M’GADS, YOU LOOK NOT-HUMAN.
Well, bugger.
In other words, she speaks funny.
xD ‘Her words are strange, but I understand her meaning.’
I think archery-bloke fancies her.
Aw, poor Doctor.
xD ‘I’m just a tourist, I like it here.’
Hehe, funny hat.
xD ‘I’ve got to go and find a young girl.’
xD Three runs circles around the eight extras.
OOO WEE OOO!
Long recap…
Doctor runs funny.
Thanks for rescuing me.
Oh, you’ve got it all wrong. We’re capturing you.
Aw, poor Jon and his nose.
I never lie. Well, hardly ever.
UNIT and its awesomeness is overwhelming.
Doktar ish magical.
Oh, didn’t I tell you? I’m not human.
They are so enjoying themselves. Despite the whole we-could-possibly-die factor. But then, that’s how it always is.
Hee! Sarah’s jumping to see over the wall. Like me.
WINE, I NEED WINE!
Totally noticed that stare there, Doctor + Sarah.
A CUNNING PLAN, I HAS IT.
Blackadder FTW!
Hee, Monks.
Let it be noted that Sarah has changed clothes yet again.
Flashlight!
Quick, hide! The potato head is here!
OOO WEEE OOO!
Well, at least there’s a good reason that hitting Sontarans there knocks them out.
Sneaky!Sarah is sneaky.
You know when the camera does a close-up that someone’s about to sneak up on them.
You will damage my circuits! xD
My face might give you a seizure! xDDD
Men do own the world at this time, Sarah.
Women’s lib didn’t happen for quite a while after this, Sarah.
LOOK, A SPIDER!!1
AHHHHHH!
Don’t touch the Doctor’s coat!
Those weren’t tied very tightly.
Lol at bad aim.
Look, she’s changed again!
They rather fail at firing muskets.
xD Three is rather brilliant.
Archery-bloke is just following Sarah. For he fancies her.
Aw, poor scientist people.
I think he’s drunk. All that wine he likes so much.
So funny. A real knee-slapper there. Who knows what a frog thinks. Ha. Ha.
Doctor did a flip!
Nice aim there, archery-bloke.
Running!
Kaboom.
And it’s over!
Invasion of the Dinosaurs!
Oooh, black and white.
Oh, look! London! I’ve totally been there. =D
It’s quite empty for London.
Lol, dog.
=O Monies! On the pavement.
TARDIS! =D
Y halo thar, Sarah. And Doctor.
…I half expected Sarah to comment on the black and white of London. This is sad and I am rather ashamed.
Sarah’s hair got shorter.
Hey, the twenty-first century isn’t that bad.
Phone booth! And Sarah looking impatient.
Vandalised is a very unfair word. Apparently.
Look! A random person! Running.
He looks mighty suspicious.
Close-up on Doctor’s gloved hand…
No anything? =O
xD Great Britain always closes on Sundays.
Can any Brits on the flist attest to that?
Let’s stand in the middle of the road to hitchhike.
Suspicious bloke is suspicious.
Sarah just bit her thumb.
Suspicious bloke is a thief.
That’s gonna cost quite a lot to fix.
Dramatic music!
=D BENTON!
AND BRIG!
Yates is Not Good in this, yes? I can’t remember.
The Police are closed.
Running!
Nice door stop. A brick.
Sarah is biting her thumb again.
Pft. Three can totally take them.
No! Not the shoulder! Why does hitting someone on the shoulder always work in DW? Of course Three is so awesome he wasn’t actually knocked out like everyone else is.
‘Are you all right?’
‘Not really, no.’
xDD
It’s a pterodactyl! =O
This must be Torchwood HQ.
Drive through the door, quite right.
Y halo thar, UNIT.
‘I suppose he’ll just materialise out of thin air’
‘Very probably.’
xD
Dude, do need to shoot the air. What’s the air ever done to you?
Aw, poor Doctor and Sarah have been all arrested.
‘Name?’
‘Sarah Jane Smith.’
‘Name?’
‘Doctor John Smith. No relation.’
‘Age?’
‘Twenty-three.’
‘Age?’
‘You’d never believe me!’
xD That whole exchange is just amusing. I love how Sarah answers all questions rather cheerfully while the Doctor’s just sort of fed up.
xD They enjoy their mug shots.
Pft. The Monsters, duh. Where’ve you been, the middle ages?
Oh, wait…
The dinosaurs aren’t half bad in black and white. But I know they do get worse once colour comes along…
Hee, UNIT discovered Doctor and Sarah’s arrest.
Shh, Doctor’s sleeping.
Lol at military.
Lol. Doctor totally owns.
More running!
Oh, look! A jeep!
Well, that was a successful escape attempt.
Y halo thar, bondage.
xD ROOOAR!
O m’gads! Issa dinosaur!
OOO WEE OOO
Oh. Wow. Unexpected colour.
And added fakeness to dinosaur.
Escaping! And running!
Bad green-screen, hurrah!
Grenades!
Let’s hide in this random, deserted shack.
xD Do they notice they lost---oh, they did.
Yay, lock-picking!
xD Doctor is a wizard again.
Mad bloke from the past is lulzy.
Painful noise is painful.
Oh. Doctor’s wearing blue. I totally did not notice that until now.
EDDIES IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!
Ah. Is he? Is he? Er, who is Eddy then, exactly, then?
Pft, just shove Sarah off there, then, Doctor.
xD Doctor nearly pwn’d the Brig.
Just shovel that sugar into your tea, Doctor…
xD Benton’s all proud of his colour-coding.
UNIT just rather fails without the Doctor…
No wonder they became UIT with the New Series.
xD Doctor’s all ‘Y halo, thar Mike.’
Hee! Aw, Sarah’s all happy that she’s the Doctor’s assistant.
I’m pretty sure Sarah just got the king wrong with what the past-bloke said. Of course I can’t remember what he actually said… But I’m pretty sure it wasn’t John.
Not a stegosaurus!
Sarah and Yates are totally flirting.
Yates enjoys an empty London.
EDDIES IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.
And painful noise.
A sofa should totally appear.
General Finch is quite an annoying fellow.
Pft. Time travel is totally possible.
xD The man in the garage was an accident.
I think he’s playing pong.
IT’S NYDER!
There’s an eye diagram on the chalk board in the background.
Yates is asking practically as many questions as Sarah usually does.
‘I’m the Doctor’s assistant! Aren’t I Doctor?’
‘Hmm? Yes, yes, anything you like.’
‘What did you say that thing is?
I didn’t
Can I help at all.
Noo.
Aw, come on, Doctor! I’m supposed to be your assistant, there must be something I can do!
Well, there is.
What?
Go away.
Aw, that was mean Doctor.
I knew it. Sarah and Yates are totally flirting.
…Come to think of it, Sarah rather flirts with everyone.
xD Doctor goes and locks the door.
xD MOST AMUSING SCENE EVAR!
Brig barging in and annoying the Doctor even further.
Y halo thar, Nyder. Or, er, whoever you are.
Ah. I knew Yates was all Not Cool in this one.
xD Doctor’s all pleased to meet someone who understands.
xD Stun gun is lulzy.
Brig looks rather smug. For no reason, really.
‘Cos London is speshul.
THE BRONTOSAURUS IS LARGE AND PLACID! AND STUPID!
/Three/ had no problem with UNIT saluting him.
xD ‘Right, bring the Doctor’s… that thing in the jeep!’
Nice, Brig.
C’mon, Doctor. You can totally notice the random thing that was put on your stun gun.
Oh, look. It’s the painful noise again. (And Eddy!)
Nearly hit the Doctor there, mate.
OOO WEE OOO!
T-rex does look more fake than the others.
No, Doctor!
Yates saves the day after almost destroying it.
Lol, ‘precious Doctor of his.’
The slash, I see it. Oh, how fandom has destroyed my mind…
Sarah wants the Doctor’s attention.
Blinovitch Limitation effect!
Clever Sarah is clever.
Aw, poor Journalist!Sarah can’t photograph things.
Let it be noted that Sarah now has a shiny leather jacket.
Do not trust Finch, Sarah! Gah!
‘She went off in the General’s car.’
‘/Oh/’
xD
Oh. I totally didn’t notice how bad that green-screen (or rather, yellow-screen. For I can tell) was until now.
I sense a cliffhanger coming soon.
You’re bloody waking it up, Sarah.
Well, bugger.
Doctor is driving. With dramatic music.
Help, the plastic toy dinosaur is going to eat me!
Shoulder! Being hit on the shoulder always knocks you out.
Doctor’s practically dragging Sarah, there.
Okay. Either my download is just completely messed up or I’m losing my mind. But that part just stops there and then I start up part four with Sarah waking up on the space ship-thing.
Whoa. Space ship-thing.
And Sarah has a different outfit. Again.
(The flares totally do not show the time at all.)
Yates is looking guilty. Which he is.
IT’S THE WHOMOBILE!
And they thought we’d all be driving those things now.
Sarah all recognises the famous people.
New Earth. Another case of New!Who copying Classic.
Tube station!
Prob’ly been there.
Doctor is hiding.
The Mysterious Broom Cupboard!
Er, Hidden lift.
Oh, sorry. Blue Lift.
Doctor is slowly becoming trapped…
But a door opens!
Oh. It’s the lift. Well, that isn’t exactly helpful.
It’s another pterodactyl!
…It makes sound like a man making cawing noises.
Fighting it with a mop! xD
xD Sarah’s a disruptive influence.
I think athlete-bloke fancies Sarah.
Let’s show the Brig the Tube station with the Blue Lift.
=O It’s a different broom cupboard!
xD The slash, I see it.
xD He’s become an expert on tea. It’s not that difficult. And aren’t all Brits supposed to be experts on tea?
It’s worse than the APES videos!
The Industrial Revolution can be blamed for everything! =D
xD ‘…lifeless and stinky….’
Discredit the Doctor? Bah!
Pft. He doesn’t bloody sound afraid to move.
Eddy’s back!
Dude. Brig would never bloody believe that the Doctor was behind everything. What the hell?
xD War or Pollution!
I knew he fancied her.
‘Cos, well, everyone fancies Sarah.
xD Sarah’s been learning something from the Doctor. Namely, violence.
This man? This man?! Brig should never refer to the Doctor as ‘this man’!
Yates. Not Cool. Srsly.
Ah! I remember this as the How Awesome Benton Is serial.
xD Aw, Benton. You’re absolutely brilliant.
Eddy sure is busy in this.
Sneaky!Sarah is sneaky.
Those levers are moving themselves.
Dude! You can’t bloody court martial Benton!
=D Brig and Benton are all brill.
No. I don’t see that bruise, Sarah. Your hair’s in the way.
The whole set-up is a fake!
Rather like Doctor Who.
Oh. That was mean. I regret saying that.
Doctor gets dramatic music while driving.
Hee. Doctor is rather brilliant.
Sneaky!Sarah is sneaky. Again.
Doctor gets more dramatic music while driving.
Soldier-bloke fails at searching.
xD I love how Jon changes his voice.
Sarah. Don’t bloody trust him! Gosh.
xD ‘Dismissed.’
‘What?’
‘Get out!’
Well, bugger.
Is this the Green Lift, then? The lights on the arrows are green.
Just talk as if she’s not even in the room…
Oh, yay. Fake dinosaur.
OOO WEE OOO!
Brig and Benton to the rescue!
Yay, a storage cupboard to be locked in.
Oh, look. A ventilation shaft.
xD Tea.
Yates. Seriously. Stop being Not Cool.
The environmental messages in Who make me feel rather warm and fuzzy inside.
=D Benton is all Awesome again.
Pft. Sarah can totally take those two old ladies.
Lol at dinosaur.
xD Brig throws the grenade and the Doctor just stands there gawping and the Brig has to pull him down.
xD ‘I never thought I’d find my self blowing up a tube station.’
Keep the triceratops occupied, Brig. There’s a good chap. xD
Tube station asplode.
xD Doctor totally just called the Brig conspicuous.
Moar Benton being awesome!
Venusian Aikido FTW!
…Wow. Doctor unaffected by Eddy.
=D He’s reversed the polarity!
Environmental messages!
Hee! Smug!Benton is smug.
The shipyness. I see it. Three/Sarah FTW.
Well! That was enjoyable. It really needs to be put on DVD.
Death to the Daleks!
These are commentaries that I did before I decided to do the marathon. So, er, it's basically filler.
Well! Here I was, all set to re-watch Death to the Daleks, when I discover the first part has no sound! I had downloaded it, but this conversion thing seems to like to randomly remove sound. Luckily, the second part has sound, so hopefully the rest do as well. I shall then be starting about ten minutes in or so.
Sarah’s sobbing. And because I didn’t see the first part, I can’t remember why.
That door-turning thing does look incredibly difficult. /sarcasm
Oh. There’s a monster thing. That sounds like it’s in pain now that Sarah’s clobbered it.
Music. Seriously.
Lol, leg-grab.
Three tends to fall flat on his face, doesn’t he?
Another Violent!Three scene.
xD Heartwarming music after Three attacks monster-things. That for some reason I’m thinking aren’t monsters. But I really can’t remember this too well.
The music is like, omfg, I have found the holy grail!
QUARRY!
A little touch on that wire, I don’t believe would send that boulder falling.
I love how the Doctor doesn’t say a word throughout this whole exchange.
xD He’s quite friendly. And he still hasn’t spoken.
Well, brilliant.
Oh, I think I remember this part.
That block is so obviously not different from the others.
Argh, I be wearing a falling-apart, filthy blanket! Attack!
Lol at blanket-wearing monster-things.
MUSIC.
Of course Sarah got captured. And is to be sacrificed. It’s a companion’s job.
Lol, blankets.
xD Brilliant model!
DALEKS!!
xD Dalek music is entertaining.
OOO WEEE OOO…
Ah, a nice short recap.
xD Dalek Fail.
Well what’s bloody taking them so long? Not that I want Sarah to be sacrificed, but still.
xD Four Daleks…
They wiggle a lot when they’re talking.
Use the Daleks as shields.
Aww, Daleks sounds worried. xDDD Poor Daleks.
Okay, now what, are they drugging her before sacrificing her? Oh. …Yes.
Oh. They speak English.
Doctor, though you are awesome, I don’t think you can handle ten against one.
xD TARDIS target practice.
Let’s drug them!
Oh, look! Daleks to the rescue! xD
xD ‘I see.’
‘Do you?’
‘No.’
Oh, joy! A monster in these tunnels! Let’s keep going, shall we?
Aww! The shippiness. I adore it.
Oh, these guys are good, right? I think they are…
Aw, I love how they’re still grinning at each other when faced with a horrid monster-thing.
Oh, that’s absolutely terrifying!
OOO WEE OOO
Right, it’s this guy!
Let’s all hide behind this rock!
YOU MUST STAY SILENT, LET US SHOUT AT YOU!
xD More Dalek Fail!
xDD ‘Oh, good shot, sir!’
DOCTOR!
Aw, hug!
YOU MUST MOVE MORE QUICKLY, LET’S SHOUT SO IT CAN HEAR US.
Dalek Fail!
Liek, omg. That doesn’t look like a root to me.
xD This is filled with Dalek Fail.
It’s that code that with the boxes and the dots… I’m so descriptive.
xD 700 Wonders of the Universe.
Aww!! The shippiness!
It’s not that difficult.
Oh. Darn It’s not the code I thought it was.
What’s your IQ?
It’s a maze! I remember this now.
Now. How do the Daleks get the maze done?
xD The door didn’t close all the way.
A patterned floor!
OOO WEE OOO!
They clearly had trouble coming up with the cliffhanger for this one.
IT’S PI! Oops, that’s not for another decade or so.
xD Venusian hopscotch!
So, basically, just stand in the white?
Seriously. How do the Daleks do this?
Oh. xD That’s stupid.
Door still didn’t close all the way.
Oh. It’s Sarah. I almost forgot about her.
It’s not Who without flashy lights and annoying noises.
WTF?
xDDD UBER DALEK FAIL!
Model shot!
Daleks asplode.
Meeeeelting…!
xD 699.
Unfortunately, I could not find Monster of Peladon. Maybe one day I'll find it and update this.
Planet of the Spiders I again could not find, so this is from previous commentaries as well.
Haha, cows.
Hehe, Brig wearing a suit.
Doctor and Brig are not amused.
Yay, a cult! It’s not Doctor Who without some kind of cult.
(I think I started watching this a while ago but never finished)
Okay, chanting getting annoying.
Oooh, glowy.
Haha. Brig is amused now.
Brig being funny.
I knew he was going to say, ‘I beg your pardon?’
Liek omg! Even SJA copies Classic.
Not a woman journalist! =O
Three guesses who that is. =D
Sarah gets dramatic music!
Lol, smalltalk.
Oh, my God the chanting!
Because people are always up to something!
(Well, it’s true in Doctor Who, anyway)
Okay. The chanting. It needs to stop. Thank you.
Haha, Sarah’s flirting.
Dude, just kill her, yeah.
Vanishing tractor!
AHAHA! Flustered Brig is flustered.
=O Not the sonic screwdriver!
Hehe, I remember that.
Carnival of Monsters FTW. Well, not to me after seeing it dozens upon dozens of times. I enjoyed the first few times, though.
=D Benton!
Good job at taking the hint, Sarah.
It sure looks like running away to me.
Ooh! More flirting! Really, Sarah.
That’s a really helpful light.
Aww. I didn’t realise Classic nodded to past companions.
Well, I did. But it’s nice when it pops up.
Ahaha! I daresay Sarah’s ‘feminine wiles’ are better than Donna’s. (But do we love you, Donna).
They were only spider webs, Sarah. You didn’t have to scream.
(Then again, I would have. I hate spiders.)
(…Oh, crap, I just realised the title of this serial.)
Well! That doesn’t look very good.
Okay. The chanting.
Well, crap. It’s a spider. A very fake looking spider, but a spider nonetheless.
Dadadadum, dadadadum, oooooo weeee oooooo… If you couldn’t tell, that’s the theme song.
Oh, recap. I forgot about those.
Oooh, it’s a Super Zapping Killing Talking Spider!
Maracas, y/y?
DUDE, THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOUR BACK!
(Hopefully this is ambiguous enough to not be a spoiler.)
Aww, Benton! You’re not expendable. )=
HARRY! -unexpected Harry mention makes me squee-
Hehe, Benton is an expert at making coffee.
OMG, DOCTOR BACKGROUND!
(Hermits united!)
(…I totally didn’t recognise Yates Not In Uniform. I now understand the flirting.)
Of course he’s listening, Doctor can multi-task.
(Then again, maybe not)
Lol at bad CGI.
No! Not Benton! DDDDD=
Yes, Sarah, it’s insane, we know.
Well. That’s handy for stealing things.
DUDE! Stop attacking Benton! D=
Brig. I thought your aim was better than that.
I never imagined that many people could fit in Bessie.
Three is such and Action Hero. In frills.
Haha, at police.
Well, crap.
We can see that, Sarah.
BAD CGI, YAY!
Well. He died (or fainted or whatever) badly.
Haha, random hobo subplots in Three serials are fun.
Dude. Not cool.
OOOOOO WEEEEEE OOOOO!
Yes! We’ve done it!
=O Not power! Pft. Who wants power?
Dude, spiders.
Yay, fake spider…
How many times must Sarah change her outfit?
Because everyone wants to take over the world…
Good show, Tommy!
Sarah, listen to Tommy!
Well, crap.
…It looks like the Grand Canyon. On a bad greenscreen.
Dude, they’re going to, like, break her back.
Sarah! Why would you peek your head out?
Hehe! Go Three!
Dude. Not cool. You can’t zap Three.
OOO WEEE OOO
Oh. Wow. Long recap.
Oh, yes. She has vanished. She’s right there!
Haha. Do Not Disturb.
Epileptic seizure much?
=O Tommy!
Well, crap.
Well, how difficult was that? Just turn the ruddy thing…
Y halo thar, giant spider-
Dude! You can’t zap Sarah Jane.
Wow. Being hit on the shoulder always makes you pass out.
Pft. That shouldn’t be that hard to get out of.
Doctor, you shouldn’t be eating. You should be saving Sarah.
(Then again, he almost died…)
Aha! Person agrees.
Now I come to wonder why Yates is wearing red trousers.
OOOOOOO WEEEEEE OOOOOOO!
Blimey, this is a long one.
Treason! …With spiders.
Sonic Screwdriver! y/y?
(Edit: Er, N)
Yay, puns!
Do you know how hard it is to walk when you can’t feel your leg?
…It’s difficult, it is.
Haha. Houdini.
Aww. Yates fancies Sarah.
Luptin, or whatever his name is, sounds drunk.
Wow. Greenscreen.
…Lolwhut?
Perfect Crystal of Power?
Pft. Little man? Three was the tallest Doctor (along with Four).
The chanting. It seriously needs to stop-oh, thanks.
Pft. It was just an excuse so she could hold the Doctor’s hands.
Wow. That’s snazzy.
YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR BACK!
(Same restrictions apply)
TARDIS translation, please?
Ah. Thank you, Doctor.
DDDDDD= TOMMY!
Hey, I’ve seen that extra before. I just can’t remember where. Prolly everywhere…
Sarah’s eyes went back and forth quite a lot there… Oh. I see.
Well, crap!
OMFG, THERE’S SUMMAT ON YER BACK, SARAH!!1
(same restrictions apply)
…Did the last episode cut out that bit? o.0
D= Tommy! Now I’m sure this is where it left off.
Omg, epileptic seizure again.
Three/Sarah hug!
Dude, stop zapping Tommy!
THE HERMIT?!!
Well how many renegades are there?
Flashback!
Duck! D=
Regenerate!
Nice painted sky there…
Not Yates!
Regenerate!
=D It worked.
…That was anticlimactic.
Sarah. How many times do you need to change?
Y halo thar, Brig!
Oh, the irony.
Y halo thar, Doctor!
…omgwhut?
Haha. Four’s brain cells remained shook up.
Y HALO THAR, TOM BAKER!
Robot I have on DVD, so I did watch it for my marathon.
xD Four is rather mad. But then the Doctor always is after regenerating.
HARRY!
Brig is amusing.
=D BENTON!
Oh, yay. Robot vision.
Oooh. Top Secret.
Brig’s hair is rather unruly in this.
Aww, the Brig is forced to tell Sarah things.
Brig is staring intently at the TARDIS.
=D Brig and Sarah flirting is amusing.
Sneaky!Doctor is sneaky.
=D It’s the Four and Harry scene of Awesome.
Aw, poor Jon and his nose.
=DDD Skipping rope!
xD ‘Cupboard!’
xD ‘I’ll just slip away quietly.’
‘The Brigadier needs you!’
‘What? Oh, yes!’
xD Just forget about poor Harry.
Four and his mad grin is rather frightening.
Moar robot!vision…
xD It’s the changing clothes scene. I do think he manages it more often than Sarah this time, which is quite impressive.
Brig and Harry are Not Amused.
Aw, there’s the costume!
Harry looks right dashing in his uniform.
It’s kind of weird seeing Tom after watching Jon for such a long time.
Sarah! What a bad feminist you are.
Positively No Admittance
Let’s go in!
The lapels are Rather Large.
Hi, Benton! =D
Doctor lost his hat.
The Hair. It’s Professor Kettlewell.
LEAVE NAO. Can’t you take a hint, Sarah.
Sarah’s car is rather awesome. But she always has awesome cars.
Sneaky!Sarah is sneaky.
O NOES!
OOO WEE OOO!
Gratuitous Scarf shot.
Aww. Doctor misses Sarah.
Lol at robot.
Her specs are a bit mad. Like they all were at the time.
Not cool, mate. You cannot kill Sarah Jane Smith.
Aw, poor confused robot.
I doubt anyone would work on a robot in that lighting.
Aww, Harry’s all chuffed at being like James Bond. Which makes him like Three. Only less frilly.
xD ‘Do be quiet, young man!’ At the Brig.
Sarah is amused.
Sarah’s blazer has become unbuttoned. =O
Clever!Sarah is clever. And winked at the Brig.
Doctor’s using his hat as a pillow.
Aw, poor robot.
xD SRS. WE BE V SRS. SRSLY.
Sarah has changed!
I don’t think [i]he[/i]’s a fan of women’s lib.
Flying saucer people and flat-earthers!
Of course she knows darn well that flying saucers exist.
xD The Doctor does so hate to be disappointed.
=D HARRY IS ALL AWESOME!
I know and they know that I know and I know that they know that I know…
‘What’re you going to do now? Oh, don’t tell me, more thinking.’
‘… Oh, excuse me, Brigadier, I was just thinking.’
xD ‘I’ll talk to anybody!’
xD Doctor sure types fast.
BESSIE!!
Sarah and Benton are flirting!
P.S. It of course possible that this message is a trap. If it is, I can deal with it.
P.P.S. I’m leaving this note in case I can’t!
xDD
=O The robot!
Doctor an enemy of the human race? What nonsense!
The Scarf! It is lost!
Haha. Hat. It always works.
Shoulder! Oh, but he wasn’t knocked out.
OOO WEE OOO!
Really long recap.
Sarah to the rescue!
Kettlewell’s hair. Seriously.
Benton’s the tea-boy. xD
Poor Benton has no first name.
They’re totally scientific Nazis.
Naturally, only Great Britain could be trusted.
Well, naturally, I mean the rest are all foreigners!
She’s changed again! To the Ark in Space dress.
Nazis, I say. Nerdy Nazis.
xD Tripped him with the Scarf.
Nice hiding spot, Sarah.
Aw, not cool.
UNIT FTW!
And, er, Doctor acting dead?
He’s hiding behind the robot.
xD Precursor to the mobile phone!
D= YOU CAN’T HURT HARRY!
Bessie!
Can you hear me now?
Much too close close-up….
Y halo thar, Sarah.
Y halo thar, Harry.
xD Benton just ran into the jeep.
Someone was explosion-happy.
Sonic Screwdriver!
Fall back!
Poor UNIT bloke.
Lol at tank.
OOO WEE OOO
Harry and Sarah untying each other is quite brilliant. =D
My laptop is dying so I’m actually going to stop here.
I’d like to note on the lulz of the Sarah!doll and the Doctor and Harry’s awesomeness in Bessie before my laptop dies, though.
Continuing this after finishing and giving my laptop a chance to recharge, I must also express my glee at the Doctor ‘kidnapping’ Harry in the TARDIS and Sarah sort of saying a warning, ‘Doctor…’ when she sees what he’s up to. xD
And I watched some of the special features and it’s absolutely brilliant to see how everyone involved looks back on the serial. It gives me warm and fuzzy feelings inside. ^^
Ark in Space!
Hee. Model shot.
Nice mysterious music…
TARDIS! =D
Aw, Harry’s so adorable.
‘Now, isn’t that interesting?’
‘Not really.’
xD Brilliant, Harry. You really shouldn’t press buttons so much.
Hee, Harry’s all astonished.
Aww. Poor Harry and Sarah with their No Respiratory Bypass System.
Hee! ‘Call me old girl again, and I’ll spit in your eye!’
Aw, poor Harry’s shoe.
Well, brilliant. Sarah vanished.
xD Doctor and Harry bum!
D= Not the scarf!
xD Doctor carries a cricket ball in his pocket.
Success! All thanks to Harry’s shoe.
Aw, poor Harry has to go through all this without shoes.
Nice space backdrop.
xD green, er, slimey-thing.
I found the human species you were looking for, Doctor.
It’s the famous human speech!
Hee, Harry’s all doctor-like.
Yay, slime!
O m’gadz, it’s Sarah!
Lol, bug-thing.
xD You can hear the Styrofoam.
xD Harry is only qualified to work on sailors.
Is she of value?! Pft. More than you.
xD Bloke in a green bubble-wrap bag.
Dude. They so totally have a thing. Noah and Vira.
Aww, Harry’s so happy that Sarah’s going to be okay.
Poor Sarah is confuzzled.
‘What’s that?’
‘Don’t know, found it in the cupboard.’
xD Atomise.
Not Cool. Don’t bloody shoot the Doctor.
xD Slimed!
Lol, he looks funny when frightened.
Libri. That’s a funny name.
He’s bloody mad.
Well. He rather fails. And dies funny.
xD Green bubble wrap!
He’s trying to pop the bubbles.
Everyone does.
Noah’s just rather bloody creepy.
Lol at bubble wrap.
xD Green bubble wrap bag!
Seriously. The bubble wrap is amusing.
xD Doctor has an exceptional brain.
Nice effects here.
Nice video game shooty noises…
‘We found the queen in the cupboard!’
That is an amusing quote out of context.
Poor Harry without shoes…
Sarah killed it.
Suffocation’s still rather unpleasant…
xD Wirrn is lulzy.
They don’t have opposable thumbs. They’d fail as humans.
Hee. Jelly Babies!
Let’s send the female companion through the small shaft! It’s never been done before!
How are you supposed to climb a ladder in heels?
That looks like a fun place to be crawling through.
xD Doctor knows how to get Sarah unstuck. Insult her.
Resistance is useless!
I see the Doctor’s hat!
Hee. Harry said ahoy.
Dude. He just knocked out the Doctor.
Model shot!
Yay, asplosion.
Hee. Harry found shoes.
‘Orders is orders’
=O Harry usually has good grammar.
Sontaran Experiment!
xD Harry keeps appearing and disappearing.
‘Ahhhhh’
‘That sounds like Sarah.’
xD
Hee. Harry + Sarah FTW. =D
Aw, Harry. Don’t fall…
xD Robot thing is lulzy.
D= Don’t shoot the Doctor…
D= And don’t try to kill Harry! Gosh.
Dude. Machete.
More lulz at robot-thing..
xD Doctor loves clocks.
Y halo thar, Sarah.
Don’t die, Doctor.
xD Robot thing.
Harry’s doing quite a bit of climbing.
Look, it’s a Sontaran spaceship!
Sarah thought it was Lynx. Hee.
Ha. They’re not identical.
xD ‘Why did you make that disagreeable noise?’
Females are far more interesting.
Duuude…
Y halo thar.
‘Can’t say I’m delighted, there’s no use pretending.’
Does that sound like Sarah, Harry?
Aw, poor Harry running into the forcefield. Like, three times.
Sontarans are looking more low-budget than they did when they first came.
Hee. Fake snake is amusing.
The imaginary oatmeal is eating Sarah’s wellies!
How does a Sontaran know what’s touching?
Wait. Did I see Harry and the Doctor or two Doctors?
Aw. Harry’s trousers are dirty.
Okay, either everything here is really close together, or that Sontaran is bloody fast at getting around.
‘Never throw anything away, Harry.’
‘It’s a mistake to clutter one’s pockets, Harry.’
xD ‘I’m going to take him on in single combat.’
Styre rather fails.
Lol, his head deflated.
Well! That was a nice short serial.
And this is when my marathon sort of dies. I didn't have time to watch Genesis, which I do have on DVD. I'll probably get to it one day, though.
I found Revenge of the Cybermen, though! It’s blurry and has Japanese subtitles, but I found it!
Lol, spinny.
(and Harry’s bum)
Haha, ‘Absolutely nothing can go wrong… except…’
Sarah just whacked Harry’s arm and grinned for no reason.
It confused me.
Hehe. Mean Doctor, tricking Harry like that.
Oh noes! Dead person!
Harry was holding Sarah’s hand! My shippy senses are tingling.
Yay! More dead people!
Ow! Painful noise.
That guy bothers me. He ends up being the antagonist (aside from the cybermen), right…? (can’t remember)
It’s the Cybermat!! I want one.
Dark and damp and cold. And a dead alien. Brilliant.
This guy really bothers me.
xD Doctor’s arm.
Harry and Sarah rather fail at keeping the door from opening quickly.
xD Aw, poor Harry is always blamed.
Oh, it’s the Seal of Rassilon people. right.
Cybermat! =D
Oh, wait, crap. It’s killing the bloke.
Annoying guy seriously looks like an Auton with this quality.
Y halo thar people with guns.
That’s a right snazzy effect there, the whole glowy veins thing.
xD Homocidal maniac.
xD He just handed Sarah his gun. That’s brilliant.
Yes! He is the antagonist! I can tell by how I didn’t like him straight off and how he gets sneaky music and the like.
Tough as an old boot! That’s a fun saying.
Pft. Cybermen never die out. Ever.
Lol at model shot.
Doctor smells a rat.
The Doctor? Mad? Never…
xD Doctor’s hiding under the bed.
Sarah is entertained by educational television.
Sonic Screwdriver to the rescue!
Watch out for the Cybermat, Sarah!
Dude, not cool. You can’t attack Sarah Jane Smith.
And Doctor to the rescue!
Lol, it died.
And Harry’s a bit late.
Aw, the Doctor and Harry working together to save Sarah.
Sabotage! Sabotage?
Yay, technobabble!
D= You don’t have to state the obvious, Harry. (But we still love you.)
Just shoot the bloody door…
D= Poor Sarah.
Nice explosion, Doctor. Are your eyebrows missing?
=D Sarah’s better!
xD Lol at Sarah’s ungratefulness.
Let’s explore instead of staying where we are, eh?
xD ‘Anyway, it isn’t ours.’
‘Well, it isn’t anybody’s is it?’
Solid gold stethoscope. xD
Hee! While being forcibly moved to somewhere ‘All right, steady on, old chap!’ Gotta love Harry.
Hmm. I think this is not divided into episodes.
Lol, he fails. I still can’t remember his name.
‘We weren’t trying to steal your gold! Well, not really.’
Hee. Cybermen.
xD Harry and Sarah are funny when trying to tell the story.
Humans only have some intelligence, of course. Just a bit.
Cybermat!
His expressions are funny.
Harry is in awe of the gold.
xD Don’t think, Harry!
Sarah has a pink, stripy sock.
xD ‘My ankles aren’t thick!’
Harry/Sarah bickering is entertaining.
As are the little cart things. xD
D= Don’t shoot at Harry and Sarah. They’re too awesome to be killed.
Aw, Harry’s such a gent. Helping Sarah down the rocks. I’m actually surprised she didn’t swat at him and say that she could manage.
He whispered ‘But who?’ and the Doctor replied, like, three seconds later ‘Cybermen!’ after having run off. I don’t see how he heard.
Aw, I liked him.
xD Sneaky Doctor is sneaky.
D= The Doctor’s too awesome to be killed, too.
Er, neutralised.
Dude. Don’t steal the Doctor’s Jelly Babies.
Lol, apple core.
Yay, fighting and firing of firearms.
He seriously looks like an Auton.
‘You will come with me’
‘Where to?’
‘Where are we going?’
‘Hmm?’
xD
xD Cyberbombs. Sure are compact.
Hee. Doctor’s all uncaring that a bomb’s attached to him.
‘Careful, careful. I might explode.’
Voga people just got pwn’d by the Cybermen.
Funny radar is funny.
…I do feel bad for Who extras.
At least when the Doctor was grounded on Earth, most of them got to be human.
‘I think my idea’s better’
‘What’s your idea?’
‘I don’t know yet!’
xD
Don’t get killed, Sarah.
But of course we know you can’t. For you have your own spin-off series of Awesome.
Hee! I want one of those boat-things.
…Sarah just tripped. And is flailing quit a bit.
=D Harry’s all clever.
Oh, this is where Tom, like, fell. Or something. Wait, no. That’s later. I think.
I‘m sure you can easily slip those off without touching the buckle.
Oh, here comes the HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILE! bit.
Yay, Auton-looking bloke is dead!
Y halo thar, Harry.
Here it comes…
Hahahahahahaha… HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILE!
xD
Hee, Harry’s so adorable while explaining things.
Destroyed. Annihilated. Vaporised.
This is where Tom falls. And twists his ankle. Or something.
Aww. I liked that guy.
Sarah! Don’t do that…
Lol, Cybermen fail.
Pft. They so totally failed.
xD You lie! You lie!
…So! They have a rocket.
Gratuitous use of the Seal of Rassilon is getting a bit annoying.
‘Oh, please, don’t call me human.’ xD
Doctor to the rescue! As per usual.
Let’s verify our plans directly in front of the prisoner.
xD I don’t think Lis can whistle, right?
‘Doctor?’
‘Yes?’
‘It’s good to see you.’
‘Is it?’
xD
Yay, the camera tilted.
‘Locate and destroy all animal organisms’
So if they find a goldfish they’re going to kill it?
xD Cybermat ftw!
xD Aw, Sarah fell over at that last camera tilt!
Hee! Doctor staying to talk to the dead Cyberman is made of Win.
Dude! You hit Harry! That is so not cool!
D= He’e, like, passed out on the ground now.
Yay, stock footage!
Doctor and Sarah are being Sneaky.
…And rather just failed.
Let’s shake them and shove them into the ground.
-coughbondage!cough-
Harry’s all right!
xD Four + Sarah FTW.
Model shot!
Aha! A shot of the ‘knot’ which, according to the Doctor is a tangle Turk’s head eye splice. With grommets. Now, us nautical types know that, aside from taking a really long time (and probably not even being possible, though I could try my hand a splicing a turk’s head), it probably would be not useful for escaping. And I’ve no idea how grommets would be used in it. So. Er, yeah.
It’s the famous ‘Biggest bang in history!’ line.
Hee. Thanks for stating the obvious, Harry.
Nice camera tilting there…
Y halo thar, TARDIS. About time you got here…
Y halo thar, Harry.
xD ‘Aren’t we going to stop and say cheerio?’
Gotta love Harry.
Well! That was thoroughly enjoyable. I do believe this is my favourite serial.
And I didn't have time/couldn't find any season 13 or 14. Which I really do enjoy very much. I blame the Beeb for not sharing.
I might get to it one day, though, and update this post with my commentaries.
But I have decided that the Sarah Era is my favourite Era of Doctor Who (with some buffer zone of Jo and Leela eras surrounding it).
And I've come to the conclusion that I watch Doctor Who for, as they say, the lulz.
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for bloody ever.
OMG SJA, I HAVE FOUND IT!
=O Sarah is wearing something different.
Kapow! Nice mug.
And he runs funny.
xD Chemists smell of Formaldehyde.
Yay, pretty lights.
A Sontaran. Y/Y?
xD I so want that game.
Shoulda done Trafalgar.
Tycho is so totally not influenced by Brahe at all.
Space is big. Really big. …
Lol at Sontaran hands.
Well, it took you a long time to get back.
Oh. Being unconscious is a good excuse.
Pft. Who wants to go to America?
Y halo thar invisible Sontaran.
Lol, forcefield.
Miming!
He’s so totally hypnotised.
Aw, I was hoping it would be more similar to the Sontaran ships of Classic.
Sarah’s totally a pro at Sontarans now.
xD Look! UNIT!
Let’s count how many times Sarah has been called ‘female’ by a Sontaran.
When the sky blew up. Yeah, that was the Doctor.
Lol at green blood.
The Sontar-HA chant thing is seriously annoying.
Moar Sontaran Experiments!
OMG I FOUNDED PART TWO.
OMFG, NOT SARAH.
Oh, wait. She’s dealt with being unconscious for, like, evar.
xD Sontaran has a stuffy nose.
Uestedes necesitan Sonic Lipstick.
Sarah’s going to be Doctor-like and make some amazing contraption out of spare parts.
xD Mary Jane?
Lol, Alan is all awkward saying Mr Smith, I need you.
Okay. Chrissie is annoying.
Probic vent! Duh!
Aha. They got the 13 right this time.
Aliens? From space?
No. Aliens from the house down the road.
All nicely coloured red, yellow, and blue.
OMG. I don’t remember the Doctor teaching you that, Sarah.
Aww. I think Luke fancies Maria.
Lol, look who’s talking, shorty.
Hee. They’re in step.
He’s had practise saving the world. xD
The OS is fully functional? It mustn’t be a Windows.
We use the decimal system ‘cos we have ten fingers? Seriously?
OMFG. Enough with the bloody rules of war.
That’s a fast download. I wish this episode would have downloaded that fast.
xD OMG, Chrissie.
Wow. This show teaches children that it’s okay to drug their parents.
Now that’s going to blow up the whole forest when it takes off. …Or, y’know, not. It could’ve changed since Time Warrior.
Why would you love to go to America?
Remember now, that’s probably how the Doctor felt when you left…
Only with the time difference, they could be looking at the sun. And that’s a bad thing.
And, er, that's it!