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32 Reasons not to become a vampire!
Oct 13, 2004 13:46
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So, you've been considering the transformation from human to vampire- well... let me tell you now, it's not as great as it's cracked up to be.
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insane_42
October 14 2004, 00:58:43 UTC
32 Reasons not to become a vampire! <- lies
Here's why: <- as i said.. lies..
No more garlic toast. <- garlic does nothing
Blood diet causes the WORST morning breath. <- that's why they make breath mints
Thanks to Madonna, Holy Symbols have become fashionable. <- holy symbols do nothing if not weiled by people without strong faith
All elder vampires have that "More Tormented than Thou" attitude. <- you wouldn't be an elder
Those pesky mortals all have read the morning paper before you. <- but you'd still know more than them
Eternal embarrassment at having been represented by Tom Cruise. <- hey at least you won't be actually human like tom cruise
Sleeping in native earth causes toadstools to grow in one's shorts. <- uhmm you don't have to do that
Roving gangs of werewolves beat up on vampires just to prove they can. <- it's a bit of a fight.. depends.. there's that whole full moon deal
Impossible to get pizza with blood as a topping. <- not true
Inability to see self in mirror makes grooming difficult. <- no need when you (
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ho0ly
October 14 2004, 03:53:30 UTC
It was meant to be a joke.. you know, Funny Ha Ha. I found it from some girl's Buddy Profile.
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insane_42
October 14 2004, 08:42:26 UTC
hehe like my reply was serious.. you know since i'm a vampire and all ;P
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Here's why: <- as i said.. lies..
No more garlic toast. <- garlic does nothing
Blood diet causes the WORST morning breath. <- that's why they make breath mints
Thanks to Madonna, Holy Symbols have become fashionable. <- holy symbols do nothing if not weiled by people without strong faith
All elder vampires have that "More Tormented than Thou" attitude. <- you wouldn't be an elder
Those pesky mortals all have read the morning paper before you. <- but you'd still know more than them
Eternal embarrassment at having been represented by Tom Cruise. <- hey at least you won't be actually human like tom cruise
Sleeping in native earth causes toadstools to grow in one's shorts. <- uhmm you don't have to do that
Roving gangs of werewolves beat up on vampires just to prove they can. <- it's a bit of a fight.. depends.. there's that whole full moon deal
Impossible to get pizza with blood as a topping. <- not true
Inability to see self in mirror makes grooming difficult. <- no need when you ( ... )
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