whatllitcostme?

[hobbes5422]

what will it cost me for you to write my two midterms for me, prepare a presentation, read a craploado'shiznet for class, and do my comps?

is that all?

tell me where to drop the money...

Comments

[emeryjane]

Well, I've been known to work for food. =)

Aren't you finished with your midterms now?
The reading and such- yeah, ok, I have my price.
Your comps... mmmm... that's going to cost you big, but I might just want to do it for the challenge.

[hobbes5422]

what time is it where you are because there is no way in h-e-double hockey sticks you would open your eyes before 10 (even if your body is moving around sooner!)

[squiddna]

You'd pay me to do reading?

[hobbes5422]

as long as i'd know what to say in class this afternoon, hell ya! highlight it and underline it and make it look like i actually read.

[squiddna]

Knowing me I would highlight and underline the least helpful segments just through a sense of misguided irony. It was later shown via personal correspondence with the pope that Dovstoyevsky was not fond of ceramic dinnerware.