I'm posting this for John and Jenny just so I can cover the pants-creaming front.

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I'm going to do the whole anonymous message thing, which is kind of useless since most of my friends aren't on livejournal. But its not just friends, and hey, this is cross-posted to FB anyhow. Just to shake things up [read: to make things less obvious] some people get multiple entries ( Read more... )

Lets see. Updates ( Read more... )

I am no longer a student at Thomas Jefferson Senior High School. Eat it.

On another note, I thought of this last night and forgot to post it

How to become a pseudo-intellectual:

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" = "If one is happy and one knows it, one claps one's hands.

Judd Apatow is infallible. See it now.

Browsing people's Ebay item catalog can be really amusing. Example: User "invisigoth72" has purchased double-edged razor blades, Grateful dead paraphernalia, and a Mandolin. So we have a musically-inclined stoner/goth with a need for 100 razor blades. Sweet

So here are some Onion-style articles I wrote for Creative Writing ( Read more... )

I've been listening to Arctic Monkeys a lot lately. This is a rather interesting video from one of their single records

It's kind of unfortunate how words so often fail and fall.