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[hobbieimhit]

I was going to an outdoor mass service. The priest called on me. I stood up and declared that my toenails were very long. The priest asked if anyone had a pair of nailclippers on them. A man a few rows in front of me stood up and gave me a rather large pair. I went up to the altar of the church and crawled down beneath the gigantic television on it

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[theotherdono]

You're just one of those people that make livejournal worth reading. I think that the earth can just keep on spinning now.

[maloran]