HAiR makes just the best subject lines.

Is he holding hands with some chick? Naughty, naughty, naughty!

Oh yeah, boyfriends and girlfriends, mostly Flether's friends, and friends of the oceans and rainforests.

Elijah is so gay I weep when I see him with a girl. What is that about? Nobody thinks you're not gay, buddy. You and that dude? Even ( Read more... )

First worthwhile conversation of the morning ( Read more... )

The Book of Viggo
by Viggo Mortensen
With an introduction by Viggo Mortensen
Viggo Mortensen Press

Table of Contents1. How Viggo Mortensen Sprang Forth from Viggo Mortensen's Head ( Read more... )

It was a calm moonlit night that found Froyo Faggins and his gardener, Sodomise Bambi, together under a huge and ancient oak tree. Together they had braved many dangers, and it was only now that they were realizing that there were other feelings to be acknowledged other than those of brotherhood. There had been soft forlorn looks exchanged, and ( Read more... )

it's been a long time since we've updated and you were probably all relieved if you noticed at all. but now you're in for a treat ( Read more... )

"Oh Dom I meant to save some cake for you, but it was so delicious I ate it all!" Lij laughed because usually he hardly ate anything. Sometimes Dom worried that Lij was not eating enough because he was so thin and frail, but that is just how Lij was. It was part of what made him so beautiful and angelic ( Read more... )

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MEET GEORGE GAYSON!
HIS BOY ELROND!
FROOD, HIS WIFE!
AND THEY HAVE A ROBOT!
DON'T FORGET THAT ROBOT!
A ROBOT!

The only time you'll realize exactly how alone you are is when you really really need someone to talk to. I called a couple people who devoted a few minutes of their time to me, and I thank them. I know they are busy. Then there's those people who are there for you, but you can't talk to about it or they just won't help, like your parents. ( Read more... )

Long overdue for one of these:

On the plane to New York City, Legolas vowed never to take a trip with ( Read more... )