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[hobbit_ninja]

Jesse and I were planning on exploring that "America's Incredible Pizza Company" that opened up around here tonight, but, after putting all rumors to rest that they are a christian organization in disguise, we've decided not to.

For one thing, they have a slightly inconspicuous jesus fish in their logo:

Comments

[xterriblelie88x]

I like how they put fun in quotes, as if they want their employees to just paint a smile on their faces or something.

[hobbit_ninja]

lol, I know. They also put family values in quotes as well. hmm...

[nopantsjune]

All I can think of is a commercial campaign involving something like: "What Would Jesus Put on His Specialty Pizza with a Choice of 3 Toppings or A Cinnapie for 30 Cents Extra?!!! (Limited Time Only)" or "Disciples Day Every Tuesday! Dress Up As Your Favorite Disciple, Get 20% off one (1) Kid's Meal!! (Some Restictions Apply)"

Also, the secret jesus fish is sneaky. Very sneaky.

[hobbit_ninja]

lol You see, the only way you can recruit people to your crazy cult is to blind them with greasy food and shiny G-rated games...oh and prizes.

[hobbit_ninja]

C'mon, there's a man in a rat suit thats being allowed around children. Thats OBVIOUSLY against the law of god!

;)

[hobbit_ninja]

Chuck is a rodent. Mr. Moore is more of a fly on the wall.