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Fic: The One Rings's Diary - Ash Nazg Challenge

Nov 12, 2006 22:06

Author: Lbilover ( Read more... )

Comments 67

anonymous November 13 2006, 03:23:48 UTC

This is so funny and witty! I love it.

Nimue

ex_lbilover November 13 2006, 15:29:22 UTC

Thanks, Nimue :) I'm glad you enjoyed it!

baranduin November 13 2006, 04:09:20 UTC

Suddenly felt itchy and broke out in strange rash all over self, probably from ashes in fire.

Best description of Ring's inscription ever :-)

This was hilarious. I loved the Ring's version of The Road Goes Ever On!

ex_lbilover November 13 2006, 15:30:51 UTC

Thank you :) Poor Ring, it probably hadn't experienced its inscription breaking out in thousands of years. It must have at least itched! I'm glad you liked the poem, LOL!!

melandry November 13 2006, 04:41:06 UTC

Okay, I think it's safe to say now that I'm a little bit in love with this challenge and all the fic it's produced - serious and otherwise. You've done brilliantly with the format. And clearly, the power of Frolijah eclipses the power of the One Ring. No contest.

ex_lbilover November 13 2006, 15:35:01 UTC

Flaming red eye versus beauty of Frolijah? No contest for sure. :D I've listened to 'Bridget Jones's Diary' as a book on tape many times. It's such a hoot! It seemed like a good format for this. Thanks for commenting, Melandry!

aussiepeach November 13 2006, 04:43:03 UTC

Kept snorking over this at work. Love Bridget the One Ring! Smitten with Frodo and all. Naturally! All shall fall to the power of the Eyes, even the Ring!

ex_lbilover November 13 2006, 15:36:15 UTC

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Peachy. Poor Ring. When you think about it, It had a v. boring life most of the time.

gloryunderhill November 13 2006, 05:16:17 UTC

OMG! So Hysterical! Here are a few lines that had me spewing my drink...

Whoa. Broken sword surprisingly sharp.

Found passing crayfish disturbingly attractive, and almost asked for date.

Ha, ha. Had v. bizarre dream last night that was living in dank cave under mountain with fish-obsessed weirdo who called me Precious.

Frodo is v. hot. V. v. hot. Hotter than Gil-galad and Elrond combined.

Even foot hair looks good on him, which previously thought impossible.

‘Precious’ has v. bad fish associations.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty,

Giant flaming red eye no competition for eyes like sparkly sapphires whatever S. might think.

Surely is nail salon in Hobbiton?

Hmm. Wonder if Gandalf’s beard growing back.

ex_lbilover November 13 2006, 15:38:32 UTC

I had an awful lot of fun writing this, and I'm very happy you got a laugh from reading it!! Thanks, Glory :)