i'm fully looking at the internet in the bathtub. this is an amazing feeling ( Read more... )

dear livejournal,
you were so unaware of my natural beauty.

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I had an appointment with my drug doctor James today. He said that he's had numerous patients lose 20-30lbs when they start taking Cymbalta. I am psyched about this idea. Maybe it's because I've stopped smoking herb and snacking constantly, but I've already lost about 8lbs. This bitch is just never hungry anymore. Even my beloved pizza pockets ( Read more... )

why don't you dicks care what's happening in my life ( Read more... )

what am i doing wrong?

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I am dressed like a little girl & wearing church shoes. Nicoles to catch a predator birthday party is tonight. I am very excited. I appologize in advance if my ass hangs out. im psyched. boones punch&debauchery. oh yeah, and making fun of bitches&breaking people up.

sept 8- john vanderslice, modified arts
sept 9- dark meat, modified arts
sept 14- to catch a predator: nicoles 22nd birthday edition
sept 20- animal collective, rialto
oct 22- man man, rhythm room
Nov 3- the polyphonic spree, rialto
nov 6- of montreal&grand buffet, marquee
nov 15- vegas weekend to see tim&eric

DEAR PALS,

CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME A RESUME THAT WILL GET ME A JOB? I WILL PAY YOU.


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