Comments | hobostreet: Lord help me get fat.

hobostreet

Lord help me get fat.

Feb 14, 2004 22:21

The kitchen is closed at my house. And I'm starving in my sleep. Even though I ate 5 hamburger patties, two oranges, a waffle and two pieces of bread with penutbutter and maple suryp. I really hope I can fit in another meal today: I was planning on three burritos ( Read more... )

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hobostreet February 14 2004, 22:50:40 UTC

Oops I forgot the peanut butter. I had at least two table spoons, so I can add 150 calories I would think.

fear_not February 14 2004, 23:19:00 UTC

John, I am going to practice being christ in the earth by helping answer your prayers. Watch, my son, as I teach you the true way.

You had 1900 calories today, including the peanut butter. With a little ammount of planning you can easily surpass this ammount with one meal.

Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger = 1120
Bacon Cheddar Potato wedges = 770
40 oz. Coke = 340
and for dessert a chocolate shake = 660

one meal worth 2890 calories.

I usually consume about 9000 calories a day i figure.

that my friend is the way the big boys roll.

Re: achipmunk February 15 2004, 00:34:27 UTC

tim, you are the funniest boy alive.

Re: fear_not February 15 2004, 10:24:55 UTC

my chubby fingers are having a hard time hitting the individual keys on this keyboard in order for me to say thank you for saying so.

Re: hobostreet February 15 2004, 00:59:53 UTC

hahahah. 9000!!! You're crazy, no you're crazy!

swifticusblitzy February 14 2004, 23:35:09 UTC

You gotta cut that rice waffle shit. A rice waffle?

Come on. Bust some EGGS out!