a few things to rant about: an open letter to several idiots I know

[hoeann]

• Please stop staring at me when I'm at the gym. I don't take time out of my day to glare at you from across the a sea of sweat and cardio machines while you're lifting. I don't take time out of my day to be in the same area of the gym as you, so please don't take time out of your day to be in the same area of the gym as me. I mean I know you're civil with me because my "step" brother is one of your other besties and lets be serious... you don't like me, for whatever reason that is, whether it was a jealousy issue when I was dating your bff and you wanted to fuck me or just jealousy because you wanted to fuck your bff. Please stop. I've seen your penis. It's not impressive. So stop acting like you're packing something. 
• You've known him for a total of a few months, and you're getting married this weekend. Are we serious? I mean didn't you LITERALLY just get out of a relationship where you were getting married before and just move home where you just met the boy you're marrying. Why is everyone all about getting married? Who fucking cares. You love someone? be with them, do not turn it into some dog and pony show to show off for friends and family. Marriage is a legal binding contract that you're too fucking immature to be signing into. I honestly and placing bets on WHEN you'll get divorced. 
• Just stop posting on facebook, you're embarrassing yourself.