01 ⚈ [Voice]

[hoennian]

[VOICE]

[So, Luceti! This post starts with a groan as a wayward ＰＫＭＮ ＴＲＡＩＮＥＲ wakes up in the middle of the woods!] Huh...?

[Well, that's odd. He didn't really remember falling asleep at any point, and even if he had... Route 121 shouldn't be this cold, right? Well, whatever. He can just check his map to see where he went off-course! Except, y'know,

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[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[DID SOMEONE SAY FOREST? Because that's where Yellow is right now. But then again, when is she not wandering around there? So yeah. In any case! Once hearing some not-Ruby guy who clearly sounds like a new feather talking, she walks on over to investigate with Chuchu.

Aaaand then she sees him, and stops. That's... That's...!

Wait, no... Gary looked like Green but wasn't really Green, so it could be the case for this guy?! He doesn't sound too fabulous Ruby-like, but maybe...]

Ruby?! Is that you?

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

W-well... We can't. [To put it bluntly. Um.]

There's a barrier around here too that we can't get out of either.

[Action for Weird-Girl]

[hoennian]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second it sounded like you were implying he was stuck here!]

So? You just smash right through it... right?

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying he wasn't stuck here!]

Nope... Nobody's able to do that. [The moon sure got through it but... that's completely different.]

[Action for Weird-Girl]

[hoennian]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying implications!]

Then, what? We're supposed to just... stay here?

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying a lack of them.

A nod.] Yep. Since nobody's found a way out or anything, we're well... stuck.

[Action for Weird-Girl]

[hoennian]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying >notgreentext!]

S-so we're meant to just stay here!?

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying that I know how to make green text!]

Mhhhhm. Until whenever we're sent back home, at least.

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[hoennian]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying you know how to do anything!]

... [Okay Brenbutt, ignore how horrible that is. Ignoring ~feelings~ is eeeeeasy, remember.] Then what are we supposed to do while we're here? What about the people back home?

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying RUUUUUUUUUUUDE.]

Whatever you want to do, really! I usually just explore the forest. But there's a Battle Dome here if you want to train your Pokémon, and you can always do that with the other trainers too.

As for those back at home, um... It's kind of confusing... [Red explained it to her and even he sounded completely confused on the matter.] But basically it's like time stopped there. So when you go back, it's as if you never left.

[Action for Flat-Chested-Weird-Girl-With-A-Dumb-Sunhat]

[hoennian]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying URUDE.] So... lemme get this straight:

A bunch of people that might be scientists have kidnapped me for their evil experiments. Except they don't really do much experimenting, so instead most of the time I get to spend my days doing whatever I feel like, and when they let me go it'll be like I was never even here anyway.

That right?

[Action for Dude-Who-Does-Not-Sparkle-And-Is-In-No-Way-Fabulous-Like-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying EVEN MORE RUDE.

She listens as Brendan goes over the facts and nods.] Yep, that's about it! But aside from that, it's not all that bad... there are lots of nice people here. --Oh, and everything's free, too. So you don't have to worry about buying food or anything either.

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[hoennian]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there, it sounded like you were implying THE URUDEST.]

Hah... [Sighs.] They don't even have Pokédollars here?

[Action for Totally-Not-Fabulous-Guy-Who-Cannot-Appreciate-The-Beauty-Of-Contests-And-Sparkles]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying THE ABSOLUTE RUDEST.]

Nope, no Pokédollars either. No currency at all. [Headscratch.]

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[hoennian]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying AND PROUD OF IT.]

Soooo, what? Everything's really for free?

[Action for Silly-Sparkleless-Boy-With-CR-Thinking-He-Is-A-Sparkly-Person

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying THAT'S TERRIBLE.]

Yep! Everything. Clothes, food, items, housing... It's all free.