damn!
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a
bank robbery on November 2.
.
Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately.
.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled withcash
and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
throughout the bank.
.
The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
.
As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
.
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding.
.
The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found
not one pound sterling, a diamond,or ounce of gold.
.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach.
.
The newspaper headline read:
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IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!
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so xavier isnt coming over, w/e. fuck it. so i wanted to go do something, go catch a movie or somehting, and i call pam. not home. call carlene and she invites me to hydrogen and guess what? i cant go because its too fucking far...even though its only a half an hour away and they all have cell phones so its not like i wouldnt be able to get a hold of mom. im having one of the shittiest days so far because xavier and now tommy doenst want to talk to me...w/e. fuck it, i dont need all that shit. i cant stand little bitches...but now i have a chance to acctually hang out with my girls and i cant! i wanted to cry because you know i have no fucking life and this could acctually help me get a social one...but no...i even fucking told mom where i am goin...i didnt lie to her and tell her i was doing something else...i dont like to lie...most of the time its pointless. i dont smoke, i dont drink, im not a slut...why cant i go and have some fun 30 mins away? i cant wait till i have my liscense and can drive...i will never be home. i hate it here. im gonna go and sleep sonce that seems to the only thing to do besides cry and my pathetic self..
holla..
bank robbery on November 2.
.
Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately.
.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled withcash
and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
throughout the bank.
.
The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
.
As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
.
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding.
.
The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found
not one pound sterling, a diamond,or ounce of gold.
.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach.
.
The newspaper headline read:
Scroll Down ....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
so xavier isnt coming over, w/e. fuck it. so i wanted to go do something, go catch a movie or somehting, and i call pam. not home. call carlene and she invites me to hydrogen and guess what? i cant go because its too fucking far...even though its only a half an hour away and they all have cell phones so its not like i wouldnt be able to get a hold of mom. im having one of the shittiest days so far because xavier and now tommy doenst want to talk to me...w/e. fuck it, i dont need all that shit. i cant stand little bitches...but now i have a chance to acctually hang out with my girls and i cant! i wanted to cry because you know i have no fucking life and this could acctually help me get a social one...but no...i even fucking told mom where i am goin...i didnt lie to her and tell her i was doing something else...i dont like to lie...most of the time its pointless. i dont smoke, i dont drink, im not a slut...why cant i go and have some fun 30 mins away? i cant wait till i have my liscense and can drive...i will never be home. i hate it here. im gonna go and sleep sonce that seems to the only thing to do besides cry and my pathetic self..
holla..