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My dear friends,
I am sure all of you want to thank me for protecting the school these past few months. There is no need, though - it was all in a day's work for Gilderoy Lockhart!
To those of you who have finished your studies: it was a pleasure serving you, and I am looking forward to hear of your success now that you are entering the demaning and challenging life as an adult.
To those of you who will return in September: I am looking forward to seeing you all again. Come back soon, please!
Until then, the school is mine. MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Oh. I better strike this.
Yours, devotedly,
Gilderoy Lockhart