Commander, sir! Ah Na Lin (Anna Lin, Bliss Stage Signature Character) reporting in!
The very first thing that Anna did was to shudder in sheer abject terror, eyes wide open. This was NOT Darkside Base. Was this another illusion, a Nightmare trick?
"Anchor," she snarled. "What's going on?" No response. "...Anchor?" Still no response.
"N...nathan?"
When there was no response, she took a deep breath, pulled herself up to her full height, and experimentally incanted: "Laura, you are my side-arm."
A baby started to cry. Anna looked down at the source of the noise, a two-year old and similarly Chinese boy, who seemed to have come in with her.
"Chobaoxi chusheng,* screwing with me and poor Archer," she snarled, but she sighed and picked up the baby and rocked him to sleep, satisfied that what was going on was strange, but not Nightmarish.
Then she noticed the application. And it explained a lot, really.
She sighed and began to fill it out.
State your full name.
"Captian Ah Na Lin, piloting ANIMa Unit 00, Manhattan Island Resistance."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"...With all due respect, why the flying fuck does it matter? Just for the sake of argument, let's say domestic Swiss. Practically lived off the stuff the four years I had in America before the fan hit the deep shit."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Depends on which one the Nightmares pull out of my subconscious to try to murder me, doesn't it?" Anna said with a grin.
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time is wonky in the Dream, but it was on or about 0015 hours when I jacked in for what we HOPED was the final act of our little melodrama."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Anna chortled. "Depends on my mood, specifically whether or not I was craving fish or sausage at the time. Let's say either Remus or the talented madame Evans. Heh- 'cept it's madame Potter now innit?"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
She shrugged. "Fifth Sheet," she said. "On account of that's what you'd be to the wind after TWO of my drinks. Watering the stuff down is for pussies."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Have a contest," she said. "Send them both off to God-knows where looking for the secret to happiness. First one who grins, says 'found it!' and kisses him, or has a similar lightbulb-over-head moment, gets the gold star, and a gold ring." She grins. "Hey, it worked for the Great Sage, Equal To Heaven."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because if you don't fill it out the first time, the Commander will send it again until it's on his desk no later than 0800 hours," she sighed. "Trust me. Personal experience."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"There are many ways I can do that, some of which are safe for work," she grinned. "For the moment - I survived being a Pilot for a whole fucking year, and I'm not a puddle of LCL brain brine yet."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Two words: Ex. Commando. Say the word, and I am your soldier, if the cause is just enough for government work. Just make sure to look after the Greedy Little Bastard here while I blow up shit that needs blowing up, okay?"
"Geedy!" the baby squealed, and giggled.
Anna grinned and stroked it's head. "Yes you are, Archer!" she crooned.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.
Ah Na
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.
Ah Na
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch.
Ah Na
One day, marmalade will rule the world.
Ah Na
((OOC: * "Bestial sons-a-bitches" in Mandarin, FYI.))
"Anchor," she snarled. "What's going on?" No response. "...Anchor?" Still no response.
"N...nathan?"
When there was no response, she took a deep breath, pulled herself up to her full height, and experimentally incanted: "Laura, you are my side-arm."
A baby started to cry. Anna looked down at the source of the noise, a two-year old and similarly Chinese boy, who seemed to have come in with her.
"Chobaoxi chusheng,* screwing with me and poor Archer," she snarled, but she sighed and picked up the baby and rocked him to sleep, satisfied that what was going on was strange, but not Nightmarish.
Then she noticed the application. And it explained a lot, really.
She sighed and began to fill it out.
State your full name.
"Captian Ah Na Lin, piloting ANIMa Unit 00, Manhattan Island Resistance."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"...With all due respect, why the flying fuck does it matter? Just for the sake of argument, let's say domestic Swiss. Practically lived off the stuff the four years I had in America before the fan hit the deep shit."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Depends on which one the Nightmares pull out of my subconscious to try to murder me, doesn't it?" Anna said with a grin.
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time is wonky in the Dream, but it was on or about 0015 hours when I jacked in for what we HOPED was the final act of our little melodrama."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Anna chortled. "Depends on my mood, specifically whether or not I was craving fish or sausage at the time. Let's say either Remus or the talented madame Evans. Heh- 'cept it's madame Potter now innit?"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
She shrugged. "Fifth Sheet," she said. "On account of that's what you'd be to the wind after TWO of my drinks. Watering the stuff down is for pussies."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Have a contest," she said. "Send them both off to God-knows where looking for the secret to happiness. First one who grins, says 'found it!' and kisses him, or has a similar lightbulb-over-head moment, gets the gold star, and a gold ring." She grins. "Hey, it worked for the Great Sage, Equal To Heaven."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because if you don't fill it out the first time, the Commander will send it again until it's on his desk no later than 0800 hours," she sighed. "Trust me. Personal experience."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"There are many ways I can do that, some of which are safe for work," she grinned. "For the moment - I survived being a Pilot for a whole fucking year, and I'm not a puddle of LCL brain brine yet."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Two words: Ex. Commando. Say the word, and I am your soldier, if the cause is just enough for government work. Just make sure to look after the Greedy Little Bastard here while I blow up shit that needs blowing up, okay?"
"Geedy!" the baby squealed, and giggled.
Anna grinned and stroked it's head. "Yes you are, Archer!" she crooned.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.
Ah Na
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.
Ah Na
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch.
Ah Na
One day, marmalade will rule the world.
Ah Na
((OOC: * "Bestial sons-a-bitches" in Mandarin, FYI.))