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The world waivers, and then there is a giant spider standing in the room. It looks around for a bit, then grab the paper and reads it over. The magic quill writes out its responses with some confusion, if a writing implement can be confused.
State your full name.
. . . WEAVER AM WEAVER ONE OF MANY BUT LITTLE ONES CAN'T SAY IT . . .
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
. . . SPIDERS DO NOT EAT CHEESE BUT I AM NO SPIDER I AM A WEAVER I ENJOY CHEESES THE BEST IS BOURSIN PERHAPS . . .
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
. . . DIFFICULT TO EAT THE TOPS OF CARROTS WHY ONLY THE TOP WHERE DID THE REST GO I AM WONDERING . . .
3. What time is it where you are?
. . . I AM NOWHERE AND EVERYWHERE I WEAVE THE WORLD INTO IMPROVED STATES . . .
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
. . . FEMALE SPIDERS EAT THEIR MATES WEAVERS ARE SPIDERLIKE THERE ARE DULL FLUTTERERS THAT FIGHT TO BE FEMALE I DO NOT CARE FOR THEY WHO EAT LITTLE ONES' SOULS . . .
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
. . . WORLDWEB IS WORLDWEAVE I LIKE THE DARKNESS NO PUNS FOR THE LITTLE ONES WHO WROTE THIS QUESTION IT IS CHILDISH THEY ARE SILLY SMALL ONES . . .
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
. . . WHICH WORLD OF THE WEAVE SHALL THE MYTHS COME TO ME FROM WHISPERING THEMSELVES INTO MY HEAD AND FROM MINE TO YOURS AND IF THE MOTHS DON'T GET YOU YOU WILL DIE WITH IT STILL THERE IN YOUR MIND O LITTLE ONE . . .
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
. . . YOU DISPOSE AND DISPOSE BUT YOU NEVER COMPLETE WHEN YOU COMPLETE THEY WON'T SEND IT AGAIN BUT THEN THEY WILL SEND YOU NEW PAPERS IN THE END IT IS HOPELESS THE PAPERS OVERPOWER OUTNUMBER YOU . . .
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
. . . I CAN DO ANYTHING BUT PROBABLY WON'T DO NOT BOTHER ASKING UNLESS THERE ARE SHINY DOUBLE BLADES DUAL KNIVES FOR CUTTING THE PAPER AND CLOTH THEN I WILL GRANT ANY WISH AND IT WILL IMPROVE THE WEAVE KEEP ME HAPPY AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN FOR YOU JOY THE GLORY . . .
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
. . . I YET HAVE THE CHESS SETS I ONCE COLLECTED SOME ARE OF MARBLE SOME OF GOLD SOME GLOW IN THE DARK BY BATTERY OR CHEMICAL SOME DEPICT DRAGONS OR DEMONS OR SPIDERS OR TIGERS YOU WILL ENJOY THEM YOUR KIND LIKES GOLD AND SILVER AND INTRICATE DESIGNS I SHALL GIVE YOU YOUR CHOICE AND ALL WILL BE WELL . . .
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG . . .WEAVER . . .
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. . . . WEAVER . . .
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch . . . WEAVER . . .
One day, marmalade will rule the world . . . WEAVER . . ."
State your full name.
. . . WEAVER AM WEAVER ONE OF MANY BUT LITTLE ONES CAN'T SAY IT . . .
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
. . . SPIDERS DO NOT EAT CHEESE BUT I AM NO SPIDER I AM A WEAVER I ENJOY CHEESES THE BEST IS BOURSIN PERHAPS . . .
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
. . . DIFFICULT TO EAT THE TOPS OF CARROTS WHY ONLY THE TOP WHERE DID THE REST GO I AM WONDERING . . .
3. What time is it where you are?
. . . I AM NOWHERE AND EVERYWHERE I WEAVE THE WORLD INTO IMPROVED STATES . . .
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
. . . FEMALE SPIDERS EAT THEIR MATES WEAVERS ARE SPIDERLIKE THERE ARE DULL FLUTTERERS THAT FIGHT TO BE FEMALE I DO NOT CARE FOR THEY WHO EAT LITTLE ONES' SOULS . . .
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
. . . WORLDWEB IS WORLDWEAVE I LIKE THE DARKNESS NO PUNS FOR THE LITTLE ONES WHO WROTE THIS QUESTION IT IS CHILDISH THEY ARE SILLY SMALL ONES . . .
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
. . . WHICH WORLD OF THE WEAVE SHALL THE MYTHS COME TO ME FROM WHISPERING THEMSELVES INTO MY HEAD AND FROM MINE TO YOURS AND IF THE MOTHS DON'T GET YOU YOU WILL DIE WITH IT STILL THERE IN YOUR MIND O LITTLE ONE . . .
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
. . . YOU DISPOSE AND DISPOSE BUT YOU NEVER COMPLETE WHEN YOU COMPLETE THEY WON'T SEND IT AGAIN BUT THEN THEY WILL SEND YOU NEW PAPERS IN THE END IT IS HOPELESS THE PAPERS OVERPOWER OUTNUMBER YOU . . .
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
. . . I CAN DO ANYTHING BUT PROBABLY WON'T DO NOT BOTHER ASKING UNLESS THERE ARE SHINY DOUBLE BLADES DUAL KNIVES FOR CUTTING THE PAPER AND CLOTH THEN I WILL GRANT ANY WISH AND IT WILL IMPROVE THE WEAVE KEEP ME HAPPY AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN FOR YOU JOY THE GLORY . . .
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
. . . I YET HAVE THE CHESS SETS I ONCE COLLECTED SOME ARE OF MARBLE SOME OF GOLD SOME GLOW IN THE DARK BY BATTERY OR CHEMICAL SOME DEPICT DRAGONS OR DEMONS OR SPIDERS OR TIGERS YOU WILL ENJOY THEM YOUR KIND LIKES GOLD AND SILVER AND INTRICATE DESIGNS I SHALL GIVE YOU YOUR CHOICE AND ALL WILL BE WELL . . .
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG . . .WEAVER . . .
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. . . . WEAVER . . .
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch . . . WEAVER . . .
One day, marmalade will rule the world . . . WEAVER . . ."