Application for Camilla Macaulay, The Secret History
Application for Camilla Macaulay, The Secret History
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like cream cheese best, in a sandwich with marmalade.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The name Barney sounds somewhat like the name Bunny ... Is Barney given to blackmailing people? Otherwise, neither of them, really.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's a lazy afternoon ... I've lost track of time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The Order of the Phoenix: it has something of an antique ring to it, doesn't it? I imagine them reading, or doing noble things, something, I don't know what. Do they really have time to be sexually harassing people?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Would it be too silly, do you think, to name a bar after the Parthenon?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't see why they should marry, any of them. The three of them could share a house in the country with their closest friends, and all of them could be together then, and the bond between Fred and George would not be severed... unless Fred needs to get away from George, if George is a threat to him, and Harry the only one who can protect him? Then Harry should put up Fred somewhere private and quiet. They still need not marry. I'm sure Harry can do what he likes with his money without needing to marry someone to pass it along to them.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You haven't done your homework. Do you have a hangover?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*bites lip* Well, I never did graduate from Hampden College, after everything that happened. I've been taking care of my Nana and her house, which makes me useful, though now I've left there to come here that's not really a reason anymore. I can read and write in ancient Greek and Latin, if that means anything to you, and I'm a good hand at lawn croquet and euchre.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'm afraid I haven't got anything very good. I can make you lamb chops, or else do your Greek for you. One thing I don't do is ironing.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. CM
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. CM.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. CM.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. CM
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like cream cheese best, in a sandwich with marmalade.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The name Barney sounds somewhat like the name Bunny ... Is Barney given to blackmailing people? Otherwise, neither of them, really.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's a lazy afternoon ... I've lost track of time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The Order of the Phoenix: it has something of an antique ring to it, doesn't it? I imagine them reading, or doing noble things, something, I don't know what. Do they really have time to be sexually harassing people?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Would it be too silly, do you think, to name a bar after the Parthenon?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't see why they should marry, any of them. The three of them could share a house in the country with their closest friends, and all of them could be together then, and the bond between Fred and George would not be severed... unless Fred needs to get away from George, if George is a threat to him, and Harry the only one who can protect him? Then Harry should put up Fred somewhere private and quiet. They still need not marry. I'm sure Harry can do what he likes with his money without needing to marry someone to pass it along to them.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You haven't done your homework. Do you have a hangover?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*bites lip* Well, I never did graduate from Hampden College, after everything that happened. I've been taking care of my Nana and her house, which makes me useful, though now I've left there to come here that's not really a reason anymore. I can read and write in ancient Greek and Latin, if that means anything to you, and I'm a good hand at lawn croquet and euchre.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'm afraid I haven't got anything very good. I can make you lamb chops, or else do your Greek for you. One thing I don't do is ironing.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. CM
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. CM.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. CM.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. CM