California, Babeh!
-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" and "for days" and "peace out" and "hella" and I say them often.
- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like.
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear. (xD So true. I lived in California for seven years and alll that time I never had a snow day. I did have a heat day once though...)
- Summers aren't so hot, and winters aren't really cold. That's the way it is. The weather is perfect.[/b] (Omg. Yes. Perfect Weather=California!)
- I can wear sandals all year long. (Ohhh yes.)
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore".
- I know 65 mph really means 80+. (After driving with my dad, I learned that this was true. Once we moved to NC though...bleach. These people don't even use their damned horns!)
b- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way. (^^ My dad did that. Without the finger. Because I was little. But I know he has used the finger on someone while driving! xDD Sometimes the person who cut us off also got the additional "FREAKING MORON!")
-I've been to "Frisco" aka San Francisco and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl. (Yep! But I call it San Fran. and I ate veggie soup. xD Cause I'm a vegetarian. And Clams smell funny)
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
- My governor can kick your governors ass. (Yeh! What other state has a movie star/ex-body builder as a governor?!)
- I can go out at midnight and wear a tank top and skirt [girls]/ t-shirt and ripped jeans [guys]. (Done that before...=D Went to a baseball game with my uncle. GO GIANTS)
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked were you're from, you give your area code.
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.
-We don't stop at stop signs...we do a "california roll" (xD If you don't like traffic laws, move to Cali)
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican and fresh seafood 24 hours a day.
(Omg. Those Hole-In-The-Wall Mexican food places in the middle of nowhere are so freaking good.)
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). (In-N-Out Burger, babeh!)
-I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
-The best athletes come from here.
LOL! How I long for California now =( Monterey Bay has the cutest little Hairy Otter t-shirts! I bought one this summer in purple ^^