Warning: Non-con, the following story contains graphic rape. It was written as a humour piece intended to satire the many many badly written wangsty Reid rape fics out there...but well, read at your own risk:

Dear Diary, Raped In An Alley Today - Spencer

Checking up to see what the guy who attempted to kidnap a 12 year old girl a few years ago got (that was in my good news folder because passbyers saved the girlhttp://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/15/perv-gets-5-years-for-trying-to-kidnap-girlRead more... )

I'm normally in love with the way I look because I'm awesome, but some of the stuff I like, I recognize as looking bad for me because I don't have the body type for it. YSL for example, I fucking adore his work, but while I got the No Boobs thing down, I'm not tall enough, and I'm not build slim enough, I'm actually kinda built like his boyfriend ( Read more... )

http://www.cracked.com/article_19579_7-insane-festivals-you-wont-believe-are-legal_p2.html

#1. Entroido!

Dude I want in!

In Guangdong, a two year old girl was stuck down and pulled under a van, which then ran over her legs as it kept going. A count of 18 pedestrians passed her by without offering assistance, and over the course of 7 minutes, she was ran over again, before a scavenger woman picked her up off the road and went looking for the mother. (- Ming Pao ( Read more... )

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I haven't been following the movies since I didn't like the first one and then they had to change actors which was jarring, but through News Media, Bonnie Wright is the image of Ginny Weasley for me, and now she's about to marry Jamie Campbell Bower! At first, I was shocked by the news headline of her marrying a Twilight star, but apparently he ( Read more... )

Dude, I'm so out of the loop, I just found out from Xtra's article on PM listening to wee Maria sings Born This Way that Harper's right hand man, John Baird, is gay and outed.

No, I don't know how to spell the long form of Gitmo ( Read more... )

Americans vote for their Presidents, but Canadians do not vote for our Prime Ministers...I don't know enough about the American system to say anything against it, but that I'm most pleased and impressed with the set up of the Canadian vote ( Read more... )