Yah. Gotta say I'm a bit sorry I couldn't update until now. Somehow real life loves to come around and go all "YHALOTHAR!" in your face and I'm like "nooooes go away you beast!" but it never listens. Anywais! On with the show:
Warnings:(cause they are cool like that) A lot of sexual insinuations and a bit of swearing here and there.
Hmmm, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, the twins and Constance grew up and stuff happened.
Anywais! Apparently we have gotten a bug infection; IN THE HOUSE. I personally didn't know it was possible... but if anyone could get cockroaches, it would be the Soleils.
I... lol. I just... *wipes tears* That scarf is so perfect in so many ways <3
I applaud Olivia for being a young teenager and still not throwing a fit over the fact that her dad wears that in public.
So who's that random kid's birthday you might ask?
Why it's Tobias (you know, that little sad kid from last chapter? He was in a picture or two) turning into a teenager!
Tobias: 'What do you think mum? Aren't I great?!'
Michelle: *disappointed silence*
Twins: *secret look that say more than a thousand words*
Awww, you guys are too hard on him. Personally I think he's kinda gorgeous. For an emo with lipgloss that is.
Tobias Soleil
Pleasure
LTW: Professional Party guest
Sagittarius
Turn ons/off: Err...
Hobby: Nature (boo)
If you during one lonely night, in the second where time and void just seemed too close and every breath were a pain, wondered whether Dio still did
this- then the answer would be: yes, yes he does. You need not search or wonder anymore.
Tobias has caught the same work-out mania as all the other kids, but unfortunately for him he also inherited the Dumb from his dad. This result in him often working out until he fall asleep where he stand.
So because of this I decided it was time for a nice and relaxing vacation for them all!
Man meat, it be fine (sorta).
On holidays, we all like to do different things. Some look at the local attractions-
Other enjoy the exotic beaches and waters-
Some entertain themselves by building sandcastles and look for seashells and other fun trinkets to bring home-
and then we have the ones enjoying to be chased by totally random men.
Michelle really is the popular subject down on the twikkii islands it seems like. You'll see what I mean later on.
This and a lot more was done in full view in front of Dio. It seemed like they had both agreed on "free vacation". Only sad part was that Michelle managed to make all the girls gay and all guys straight.
You know how there's always one who has to be really prissy and unsocial during vacation? Yeah, Olivia was that one. She spent most of the time lounging on sofas or talking with her bf on the phone.
Err... what are you guys doing?
D: Stop this incest right this second and get your leg out from between your brother's legs Constance!
And you mr. Pervert can stop staring!
Augusta: 'Daaad, seriously! Just 'cause we got like 100/100 relationship doesn't mean you can go around hugging me in public. I mean GOD!"
See what I mean with popular? She can't even go to the toilet without there being like a gazillion guys in there with her.
Michelle: 'Bye hun, just gonna be chased by this totally random stranger here!'
Dio: 'Great! Going to relax, will be waitin' for you bbz.'
Well, being an emo and all, I decided he had to do it properly and gave him some eyeliner. Of course, now he has to go around smiling all the time and NOT be emo... *mutters*
I give you three tries to find the social reject!
Ach, TEENS! *stares at them sunbathing for an entire simday*
Bahahahaha! *points* JUSTICE PREVAILS!
Yeah, pervert, when a girl has that look on her face she ain't diggin' it...
Pirate ship!
Olivia goes in to raid the captain's cabin.
Olivia fails.
I tried this like five times but she didn't even meet his ghost...
Oh man, I have wanted this so bad for so long! Why can't there be any pirate ships around where I live? These sims don't know how lucky they are.
Constance: 'Oh ew! Seriously dude stay away before I bust your face ok?!'
Tobias: *Approves*
At least they stopped bothering Augusta.
Man, aren't you looking smug? Finally bagged you a girl or something?
No? My, what a temper, what might be up with you and your badly tanned skin?
They are playing pirates and Tobias was allowed to be the captain, obviously!
Pst, don't tell him that basically no one's playing, k?
Constance: 'Five dollah?'
OH MY GOD! D: STOP THIS INSANITY!
I got bored and sent them home. Six people on vacation on my slow laptop = no fun.
The second they got out of the taxi bringing them home they just turned around and entered the schoolbus. Man would I have thrown a fit if that ever happened to me.(Ok, I just took this picture to show off their school uniforms... sue me!)
Sadly, the vacation didn't help on Tobias' sleeping problem one bit.
Constance has finally gotten herself a date who isn't her brother.
The first kiss is just so sweet. I can't remember my first kiss having hearts and sparks flying around it at all. And I certainly didn't leave the ground. I feel so cheated now.
Christian: *pokes* 'Bewwbs!'
Constance: *ignores*
I love him. Yeah I know I might be the only person on earth, but I totally adore him.
This update is full of random shots of Christian. But look, awwww, they're so cute hugging! <3
What? D:
Seee, seeee! Ain't he adorable?!
Are you telling me I need to get myself a real boyfriend and not ogle pixel animations of a young tender teenage boy? WHY THE NERVE!
Awww, they went steady!
Hey wait, Constance, what's up with the red hearts? I could I have sworn you were a fortune?
This career award is totally useless, but oh so cool.
And in case you wondered, yes, Dio is still alive too. Sort of.
He can't brain today though, he got the dumb you see. *pats his little, blonde head*
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF YOUR SISTER TOBIAS!
GOD! D:
You might wonder what in the hoolahoop is happening here? Well let me explain:
Constance got a call from her bf here asking if she wanted to go on a date. She said sure. Then as she was preparing to leave for downtown she discovered her boyfriend on the lot, but they weren't in "dating modus" so she asked him on the date. All was nice and dandy until we got the pop-up saying we should hurry downtown if we didn't want to stand Christian up. Wait what? So we hurry downtown and as Constance exits the taxi Christian charges up and declares that she's cheating on him... with himself?
So yeah. It was a mess.
Constance: 'God, I am like so sorry for having cheated on you with you Christian!'
Christian: 'Yeah, you better be!'
But it ended up with them having their first woohoo experience on a cold park bench... So romantic.
And then it was FINALLY time for the twins to get the hell out of the house-
Of course conveniently interrupted by Constance starting the first legacy fire evah this far.
Back to the scheduled program: BAIBAI NAO OLIVIA!
I swear this place has turned into some kind of youth hangout club place. They are EVERYWHERE watching TV, listening to music and dancing, eating the food and hogging the computer.
For an emo he isn't very... emo.
Oh thanks a lot Christian. The girl gave her virginity to you on a park bench and you repay her with a burning bag of poo!
Damn it! Stop bothering my sims and GO HOME!! D:<
This is just getting way old Christian. Though their relationship is back on 100/100 with hearts and best buddy and everything, they just won't let the hatred go.
Hmm, well this is convenient. Tobias DO need to see a girl which is not his sister in underwear for once.
Tobias: 'Have I ever told you how much you look like my sister in dimmed lightening? Oh yeah I'd tap that.'
RandomSleeze: *giggle*
This brings back
memories. Horrible and gruesome
memories.
's true, that was his name! Brb, just going to lol forever.
And he's kinda cute too, right? .__. I wish my name was Nawwaf, then my life would have been complete.
See? I swear the hatred is just a way for these guys to have make up sex.
This... I. Yeah. I am not funny enough to cap this picture in the glory it deserves.
So except having the occasional pimp&ho night, this is basically what they have been reduced to. An insanely boring couple sitting in the corner playing chess. Moving on!
RandomSleeze: 'Ok, I'll let you touch my boobs if you just put down that &%"%#¤ game, OK?'
Tobias: 'Just wait a sec, bbz. I am soon done with this level!'
I am sure SHE would like to let the workers do it manually >_>
Oh god the fail, THE FAIL!
Tobias: 'Oh, the woe witch is me! Not even Grandma's Comfort Soup can bring back my spirits, as the carrots taste like bitter ashes on my tongue, and the scolding heat burns my despairing soul, which withers and withers... into-'
Tobias: *spluttersplurpgugleswallow*
He just ain't cut out for the emo business.
So one calm and nice Sunday morning when everyone was sound asleep, I decided it was time for Constance to get a move on and move to college.
Dio actually got out of bed in order to run after his daughter and wave goodbye. She wasn't as impressed as me however, seeing as they hardly spoke even once since her toddlerhood.
Tobias... got a lot less. No one cared, one bit. BAIBAI!
So, I suppose I'll just give you guys a quick taste of how they turned out all collegeified:
Augusta Soleil
Olivia Soleil
Constance Soleil
Tobias Soleil
(so gorgeous I hardly know what to do with myself >_>)
So that's it! Not much for this update, but I promise college will be back with a vengeance.
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