you think i'm lyin'?

[hohohogart]

the name is JAY HOGART. underneath all of these ass-kicking threats, kleptomaniac sprees, and underwear being thrown my way, i'm just a real boy with real feelings who likes to meet real girls... especially if those real girls come with a beer in their hand and love for me in their heart. my favorite real girl is LEXXI, but she's pursuing her own

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[sir_spinner]

Wow, that's all I can say.

[hohohogart]

so eloquent, so poignant you are!

[sir_spinner]

that's why they pay me the big bucks.

[hohohogart]

to waiter at the dot? haha

[simplyellie]

I'm just twitching with anticipation for you to get to entry #5 so you can share your inner thoughts with us.

[sexxy_lexi]

I can already tell you what they are, it's pretty simple:

BEER. GIRLS. ORAL SEX. GONORRHEA. BEER.

[hohohogart]

you know me so well! you also forgot...

DRUGS. CLAP. SUNGLASSES.

hahaha. you are in love with me.

[sexxy_lexi]

I'm in love with no longer being in love with you.

[darcy_is_love]

((Nicole! Nicole! its jen heh))

Very funny Jay..

[hohohogart]

((awwww! that's so beautiful. i saw the name jen somewhere and i was hoping that it was you.))

i thought so ;)

[sexxy_lexi]

"Poor Lexi" nothing. My life has never been better since I dumped your sorry diseased ass.

[hohohogart]

DENIAL is more than a river in egypt dear

[sully_owns_you]

Hogart, add me?

[hohohogart]

already added