So we went to the Tan sisters' parents' 7-11 at Ang Mo Kio to go have a look- see. Of course, we ended up helping to move stuff and stack shelves. Debs and I became counter staff. Debs is good at smiling rediculously at people and asking for their money. Me? I'm the technical guy. Meaning, I scan the item and put it in the plastic bag ( Read more... )

I AM 29% METROSEXUAL!
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'A magazine' held a competition, inviting its readers to submit new scientific theories on ANY subject. Below is the winner ( Read more... )

Saw this on the license plate (you know the stuff the dealers out on the border of the plate) of a Toyota Camry on the way to work:

"Life with Toyota is a standard living"......

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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says ( Read more... )

Had a rather nice time last night. Just sat around and got served a lot of food. Heh, didn't have to lift a finger. And Hazel's Dad's food is GOOOOOOOOOOOD. Even Del was full, which is as rare as her students making it to university ( Read more... )

The worst has finally come true. I am now officially sick. I have chills and a fever and I exhibit general pre- mortem behaviour ( Read more... )

I'm dying. I have been in the office for 20 hours straight. I spent my sunday night in the office. I've gone through gallons of coffee and everything just zips by in a pinkish haze.

I found a new white hair while I was brushing my teeth in the office toilet at 6 this morning.

I'm going to get a stroke.....