Ok, my life just got interesting. Just came back from the dentist. Apparently my wisdom teeth have been growing sideways quietly in one corner (they must be malay teeth) and developing lotsa spaces to trap food. So now it seems they are busy rotting and they need to be taken out NOW. (Dentist looks at me and says in a serious voice "they will begin ( Read more... )

irrumatio-
medical term for screwing by inserting the penis between the thighs of another guy. see Harvard Style, Princeton Rub.

(Taken from some gay- black dictionary on- line)

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat HaulHokey78 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a naked Chinese man.bertrande80 gives you 15 mauve cinnamon-flavoured gummy bats.cannotmakeit tricks you! You lose 12 pieces of candy!caperkirs gives you 8 light blue raspberry-flavoured miniature candy bars.cheshirefeline gives you 10 green spearmint-flavoured wafers. ( Read more... )

I think Beyonce Knowles is the most talentless artiste I have ever seen. In her videos, she basically walks around then abruptly falls on her knees and proceeds to move in a way that would make a lap dancer wince. And that's about it. One big black ass and a voice that sounds like Posh Spice being strangled by the rest of the Spice Girls ( Read more... )

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I am bloody sick of my internet connection screwing up. Best thing is, I don't even know what's wrong with it. Either my wireless connection drops or the connection itself drops. And it's always slow. Broadband my hairless Chinese ass! AND, AND, there is this stupid fugger either upstairs or downstairs by the name of Patrick. How do I know? because ( Read more... )

I just watched Shania Twain's "That don't impress me much" video. As far as I can tell, she's in the desert singing about all the things that men do that don't impress her. She's trying to thumb a lift. So, this big sweaty mazho guy in a huge 12- wheel truck pulls over, and she rejects him. "That don't impress me much" okok fine ( Read more... )

1) My great- grand- uncle (Dr Yap Pheng Geck) designed the ACS crest ( Read more... )

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